The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thin coke is disgusting - I always try to put people off it by informing them that it is worse for them than fat coke cuz of all the artificial junk in it - not that fat coke is healthy by any means - but it does taste better
For the record:
Ok here i was gonna post what was in both fat and thin cok so you could see the difference but after much google-ing i couldnt find a list - i do now know however that coke in america is sweetened with corn syrup, and pepisi uses vanillin insead of vanilla as flavoring - oh and it isnt the market leader in scotland - Irn bru beats it there.
My boss would be so proud of my morning fact finding mission
Indeed - but my Coke fact is that they have to replace the storage vats that they keep it in at the factory every six months because the Coke eats through them - and they are made of steel !
If you put a human tooth in a glass of Coke overnight - it would be completely dissolved by morning -
You can use Coke for cleaning coins -
Coke contains twice the caffeine of coffee (and Jolt has four times!)
7 cans of coke are sold around the world every second making it the most bought item on the planet -
The steps going up the pyramids in Egypt were christened the "Coca-cola run" by locals due to the cans dropped - you could see a red line striping all the way up the pyramids from the cans!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
i went to the coke museum in atlanta a couple of weeks ago - so i have many interesting facts to share with you indeed - the one i shall chose to put out there is:
if you had invested $40 in coke when it started up, you'd now have $5,000,000 in your bank
- we only have the fat stuff in this house!!
for you mate. Thank you.
