The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
yebbut nobbut yebbut he said he goin but, yeh, it was just a joke cus he was goin out wiv his sister's best mate, Dave who's a slag, and I'm not inviting her to any of my parties.
So KT - what have you been up to? Tell us all about how wonderful the weather is and all the cool things you've been doing so we can be REALLY jealous.
As the true Soveriegn Ruler of the JDBB (at least as long as George lets me) I would like to declare a public holiday for all of the Bored Boarders to celebrate the triumphant return of of our greate crusader, Katie who has conquered the colonies! It's last Tuesday. Enjoy.
I'd also like to extend a formal welcome (in two days) to King Billy. I'm just looking around for the red carpet...