The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think it may have been me. I was probably not paying attention and failed to log you off. It certainly looks like the clever and witty sort of thing I would say.
Mrs M isnt easy (I should know - uhem! - moving on) but Mr M isnt 6ft either and now he has had his hair but appears to have a tiny tiny Heed - which we didnt realise before due to the buffont nature of his hair cut........
But very smart you look DD - like you're at your first day back at school!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson