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Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! DIE!



That's it.




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I'm very glad you felt able to share that with us. Thank you.

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Yeah, almost as bad as the real thing!!



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Does anyone know if there's some official route to complain about them?  We are getting one a day at the moment - always at dinner time so one of us has to get up from the dinner table to answer the phone to an automated rubbish message - I think it's very rude and I'm offended by them.

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The telephone preference service SHOULD get you off their lists after a couple of months and OfTel are the regulators -


Am I sad to know that?



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No - not sad.  Try Knowledgable and helpful!!


You obviously heard it once and your photographic memory stored it - that's what it is isn't it?



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That must be it! lets air on the positive!

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Well, if we're 'airing' on the postive Stead, being Janet Street Porter's love child is nothing to be ahamed of...  he he he!



Stead's Mum


     



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RE: RE: Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! D


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"Well, if we're 'airing' on the postive Stead, being Janet Street Porter's love child is nothing to be ahamed of...


You know ... I'd never noticed that before. Odd really as I usually take any chance to mock ol' Skeletor.



How'd by the way ... the ego-ed one said I should sign up 'cos this place is funny. Looks like he could be right.

Toodle pipski.

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RE: Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! DIE!


Henglegert Rinkerdink is it?


Not Winglebert Slapdeback?  



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quote:

Originally posted by Henglegert:

"...I usually take any chance to mock ol' Skeletor. ..."

Skeletor, eh?  I always think of him as more of a He-Man figure - ever sice he turned up at my house wearing only a pair of red furry underpants!

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mmmmmmm red furry underpants!

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I'll just go and slip 'em on for you shall I, Vic?


(I should point out that I've washed 'em since Stead wore 'em. )



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RE: RE: RE: Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! D


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" You know ... I'd never noticed that before. Odd really as I usually take any chance to mock ol' Skeletor. How'd by the way ... the ego-ed one said I should sign up 'cos this place is funny. Looks like he could be right. Toodle pipski."


Daz - wont be the same with you wearing em!


Henglegert - hmmm so you've finally logged on eh? OF COURSE I'M RIGHT! - ha! - By the way - Ego-ed one? skeletor? - the unkindness is strong within this one (as is the mass of hair on hear and chin)


Daz and Vic - did you get my text thanking you for a spiffing evening?



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Originally posted by Stead:
" Daz - wont be the same with you wearing em!"


Yeah.  They're a bit on the tight side...



Originally posted by Stead:

"(as is the mass of hair on hear and chin)"


"Hear"?  Eh?  Am I missing something.  Has Stead f***ed up his typing.  Surely not.  It must just be a use of the word that I'm not familiar with.


Originally posted by Stead:
"Daz and Vic - did you get my text thanking you for a spiffing evening?"


Yes, thanks.  That curry is having a lasting effect on my digestive system



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RE: Automated Telemarketing calls. DIE! DIE! DIE!


Should have been hair!!!!!!!

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What?  the curry?  You're a freak, man!

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We just finished the last of the curry this evening!!


If you're up for it (since almonds are ok) I'd be up for testing one of those posh party kormas out on you guys!!



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So what you're saying is - if its OK with us - you'd like to slave away and prepare another scrummy meal for us?....


Hmm.... let me mull that over for a pico second - OK then!



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Ahhh.  The last curry was genius.  Not only was it absolutely gorgeous and tasty (mmmmmmmm), it was prepared in sufficient quantities to provide me with not one, not two but THREE consecutive dinners!  Oh yeah, baby  that madras was soooooooo fine!


Best thing of all is that after 3 days of curry, my toilet breaks have increased in frequency by a factor of 3!



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Someone'll be getting three times the number of text messages then, eh Vic.

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