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An eventful night.
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My night was eventful - for all the wrong reasons.
At 3am I woke up to the sound of unscrupulous pompey youths destroying something large and metallic outside my bedroom window. I peeked out and saw that the object was, in fact, my German housemates beloved bicycle.
Armed with...
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Grumpy Lite
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my stupid cat woke me up at some evil time in the morning...... and now i cant sleep again...
what time is it anyway? .... o_O
... must..kill....cat.....

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Stoopid Copper...
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At the risk of competing with Susan for a Darwin award, I am going to relay a stupid thing I did last night.
I retired from my superhero duties (after an enjoyable killing spree with my good friends Biglet and Dido - Shortarse Santa was being a daddy and not sure where Little Lite was..) at about 1...
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Yahoo Backgammon
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I'd forgotten how much fun it is, especially when people quit when you're ahead, amazed how much of it is being used for 'dodgy' chat though,
I mean Backgammon is a bit librarian, not really the sort of place I'd firsdt think of if (and I really cannot put enough emphasis on the word if, actually let me r...
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Short Santa
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Greetings from Sweden
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Hallo all,
Am in Sweden with my wonderful inlaws for a few days thus my post count will surely drop, and those that play CoH will have vastly outlevelled me by the time of my return (Monday).
However I am leaving wife and baby here (for a monbth or so), so will have plenty of time to catch up.
See you so...
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Short Santa
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Bit of a girly post!
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But I just bought some perfume from www.fragrancedirect.co.uk & it was under half price! Actually, they do have aftershaves too so not all girly. They have some fairly cheap stuff, but then the real bargains are the ones made to be used as testers, they have 'tester' written...
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Killer Credit
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http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/Banking/Yourcreditrating/P80782.asp?GT1=6358-- Edited by NateO at 22:11, 2005-04-20
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Full-Cream Milk Is Off The Menu
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I just went to the shop to buy some milk. I wanted the Full Cream stuff. Sometimes referred to as 'Whole' milk.
Couldn't find any.
I have come home with a bottle of Pastrurised Standardised Homogenised Milk on the basis that the lid is blue.
Can someone tell me what I have, please?
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Weird Dream
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I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt about the JDBB, but it was werid because everyone's avatars were real... like thats how we spoke - through our avatars... they walked around like people.. sort of.. its hard to explain...
but it was weird coming here when I woke up cuz all the posts that I...
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Good old 419
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Haven't had one of these for ages:
ATTN: THE PRESIDENT/CEO Sir, URGENT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL Reaching you is courtesy of my favourite international business directory, which vividly tells your position and capability to execute this business presently with me in my office. We have Si...
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New Pope
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is 78 - how long can this one last?
PS check the independent's front page - the only paper to have managed to find a picture of ratzinger in his army uniform.
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Duckies
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...
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Automatic Condom Fitter!
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Quote of the day
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[url=http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/04/12/china.japan/index.html]http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/04/12/china.japa...
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Just a little more madness...
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TV chef's oven kiss too hot to handle, rules ASA
A television ad showing Ainsley Harriott kissing a stove top could prompt children to copy the celebrity chef and harm themselves, the advertising watchdog ruled today.
In the advert for Fairy Power Spray, the Ready Steady Cook host rested his fac...
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punk santa (for lite)
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I got given a disguise to go bash some freaks
I was sad to give it back
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very strange when I first read it...
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Three men decided to split the cost of a hotel room. The hotel manager gave them a price of $30. The men split the bill evenly, each paying $10, and went to their room. However, the hotel manager realized that it was a Wednesday night, which meant the hotel had a special: rooms were only $25. He had overcha...
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Brits work harder than anyone else ...
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Possibly not true for those of us who frequent the bored board, but apparently we all work the longest hours in Europe.
Aren't we good. 
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