The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
But I just bought some perfume from www.fragrancedirect.co.uk & it was under half price! Actually, they do have aftershaves too so not all girly. They have some fairly cheap stuff, but then the real bargains are the ones made to be used as testers, they have 'tester' written on the bottle & sometimes no lid, but it is a brand new, unused bottle of perfume, so frankly, who cares?
Hang on a minute... if a tom-boy is a girl who like wearing trousers and doing boy stuff like climbing trees and parking properly, doesn't that mean that a 'tom-girl' is a boy who likes wearing dresses and shopping for shoes?
So... I wear Gucci Envy for Men (note the capital letter on 'Men') at the moment, cos it was bought for me. And I have a tiny tiny bottle of some Paul Clark stuff that someone gave me at Christmas. It all smells the same to me.
I also wear nothing.. partially because I'm a tomboy, but also because there are enough bees around here as it is. No need to give them more reason to chase me!
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda "I also wear nothing.. partially because I'm a tomboy, but also because there are enough bees around here as it is. No need to give them more reason to chase me!"
Erm, wandering around in the nude isn't necesarilly tom-boyish... Bees might be the least of your worries, lass!