The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Am in Sweden with my wonderful inlaws for a few days thus my post count will surely drop, and those that play CoH will have vastly outlevelled me by the time of my return (Monday).
However I am leaving wife and baby here (for a monbth or so), so will have plenty of time to catch up.
See you soon,
Santa
PS - we were lulled into a false sense of security by the emergence of spring in the UK. I is still winter herein Sweden and blimmin cold and snowy with it - brrrrrr - not even my Santa suit is keeping me warm.
Aren't Subarus for little boys? Personally, I think Santa should be looking for a Renault Scenic. Nice family car that. Very cool. Lots of street cred. Plenty of space for... er... nappies.
Subaru's? little boys? I'm outraged (but you're probably right) mine is a 'wagon' though (an estate to most people, but a wagon according to Subaru), so not quite such a boy racer mota, brrm, brmmmm.
No swedish accent, cos they all speak perfect English (i kid you not), but prolly gonna buy a volvo for next car.
or maybe another subaru, but with a bigger turbo, and bull bars to mow down pedestrians, and other really baad stuff
Good. Sensible decision. Bout time too. (but i dont want to be there when he has to hand the keys over to his gas guzzling boy-racer much loved motor pet)
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "...another subaru, but with a bigger turbo, and bull bars to mow down pedestrians, and other really baad stuff."
