The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
On the phone, at a crossing, driving round the barriers - didnt see a big train coming... am I supposed to have a shred of sympathy here? Oh right I do - for the train driver... he didnt deserve to have that silly t*rt do that to him - he might never get over it.
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Treacle Tart? Apple Tart? Bakewell Tart? My little brother went out with a girl from Bakewell. She wasn't really a tart, though."
I've been to bakewell... just thought I would share - its near Sheffield...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
£3.50 is not a huge amount of money in the general scheme of things, but you know for sure that if you try and buy a bakewell tart in bakewell, its price is going to be inflated because of the novelty value/tourist curiosity etc. In fact you're bound to be able to buy a cheaper one down the road in say, errm, Matlock, or Wirksworth or even Chesterfield (thanks streetmap!).
Bit like buying an eccles cake in Eccles, stilton in Stilton, cheddar in Cheddar or even bacon in Bacon.