The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Hey, Stead, you're in Mate!"
Holy crap! Im being referred to alot in this post! - lets clear a few things up.
I'm not a girl - thank you
I do not wear dresses (during the week) thank you
I wear Gucci Envy for Men - not JDK - he wears domestos for toilets... there is a difference
Girls CANT park - sorry but its true. It has been scientifically proven that they have no spacial awareness and believe every car they drive to be the size of a supertanker - just follow one down a slightly narrow road -
Girls do have less crashes than men - but usually because we are piling into trees avoiding the girls coming down the middle of the road....
Oh.. and I'm great...
That'll be all for now... you may go.
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 09:31, 2005-04-14
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Her SUV while still an SUV is one of the smaller SUV's out there.. what I really love are the soccor mom's on their cellphones driving trucks the size of my apartment. THEY are the dangerous ones.. they don't have any idea they are driving something as large as they are - they think they're in something akin to a Honda Civic.. so they'll go to change lanes, or they'll pull up behind you, or start backing up, and they have absolutely no idea where the ends of their trucks are.
I'm with ya And, I have a full size Chevy Truck, its over 19 ft long (5.8 meters) and 6.5 ft (2 meters) wide. Here is a pic of a twin of my truck except mine is Maroon.
Yes, soccer moms and stink. They really are oblivious when driving. The H2 is a popular one here in St. Louis. Along with anything Lexus. The H2 is capable of some serious off-roading but no one ever does it. Such a waste
Here is kind of a funny ad they have been running on the FX channel about educating people to drive SUV's correctly to reduce roll over accidents. http://www.esuvee.com
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead " Apologies but some of us are busy at work - not just milling about with minkeys.... This is going to be bad..."
I'm sorry but train guard arms are there for a reason, don't drive around them! I actually had come down on my truck when I was in high school. I was following an insanely slow person over the tracks and I just heard this thump. Ended up driving around them since i was half way trough already but that is the only circumstance where I have done so.
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Nice quote from that article: "I think Gloria was masterful at what she did". She may have been a good teacher, but she certainly wasn't a master of common sense."
Personally I like "To see her do what she did, you would have to see her."