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sha76jam · sha76jam

I finally get to go back to work Who knew I could be so pleased about an impending Monday morning?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Don't be forgettin' that it be that mighty day when ye landlubbers all be talkin' in the lingo o' the pirates. Yarr.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH! Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!

ddvmor · ddvmor

...The old folks are losers, they can't work computers, they die in December time, fall down for no reason, the churches are heaving. The old folks, they live the life

sha76jam · sha76jam

A machine just called me & said "Goodbye"! Huh?

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's been a bit quiet here recently and I'm waiting for a handful of SQL jobs to finish running. If you have no objections, I thought I'd pollute the Bored Board with some of my nonsense. When is a Tuesday like a Monday? Today, that's when! Grr. I had to go to the ATM for some cash this morning. Ther...

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

They seem like a good idea at the time, 2 weeks I though it would take me, that was in june! its now september or something and not far from midnight (on a friday!) and im still sat here slogging away at it. sometime I hate IT!

sha76jam · sha76jam

I have shingles & I'm feeling most sorry for myself . Am self medicating with Ben & Jerry's, which helps (gotta wash the painkillers down with something) & I'm now going to make a row of synchronised farting badgers to cheer myself up...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Got a job!

sha76jam · sha76jam

Is it an advisable thing to do? Frankly I'm not sure. If I don't post again after tomorrow morning then you can assume the JDK & Catfish are not the harmless nutters they make themselves out to be! (of course, the reverse also applies!)

sha76jam · sha76jam

The thing is that I bought some yoghurts, similar to fruit corners. They came in three flavours, so I got one of each. They are called "Nom" yoghurts. I have now eaten them... nom, nom, nom! Sorry.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I giggled so much that I cried a bit!

command_z · command_z

Just got back from a vacation to Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia. Sailed on Chesapeake Bay on a 74 ft schooner. The name is the Woodwind. It is the boat used in the movie Wedding Crashers. Very cool boat. The blue crabs in the bay are very tasty. Went to DC and saw where all the criminals w...

ddvmor · ddvmor

This one's gonna make you go 'ew' and then 'cool'. And then 'ew' again. Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life Dogs that bite are not ordinarily l...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Something terrifying happened this weekend. My mother signed up for Facebook and made a friend request to me. Now I have to decide what to do about it. And when I say 'I' have to 'decide', what I actually mean is that 'you' have to 'vote' in a 'poll'. Yeah... you love polls. I can tell!

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Today I have 14 meetings... 14 ! The first one started at 8am and the last finishes at 5.30 - I am back to back all day - just starting a couple late so I have time to run to the loo. Someone had to go get me some lunch. I'm in a meeting right now - thankfully, my bit is done... but still I have to listen... 14....

ddvmor · ddvmor

Gotta love the police quote at the end! Penis photo posters seized by police in LewesA person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police. S...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Armour for Cats and Mice Created by Jeff de Boer /img]http://www...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Bring on Monday! (Preview) I finally get to go back to work Who knew I could be so pleased about an impending Monday morning?	sha76jam	7	1113	Sep 20, 2010 by sha76jam
	Yarr (Preview) Don't be forgettin' that it be that mighty day when ye landlubbers all be talkin' in the lingo o' the pirates. Yarr.	ddvmor	1	1063	Sep 19, 2010 by sha76jam
	The JDK's official holiday countdown thread! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH! Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!	ddvmor	30	2728	Sep 14, 2010 by Truckman
	Its not like I think... (Preview) ...The old folks are losers, they can't work computers, they die in December time, fall down for no reason, the churches are heaving. The old folks, they live the life	ddvmor	1	1023	Sep 14, 2010 by Truckman
	Weirdness (Preview) A machine just called me & said "Goodbye"! Huh?	sha76jam	17	1181	Sep 8, 2010 by ddvmor
	A bit of nonsense... (Preview) It's been a bit quiet here recently and I'm waiting for a handful of SQL jobs to finish running. If you have no objections, I thought I'd pollute the Bored Board with some of my nonsense. When is a Tuesday like a Monday? Today, that's when! Grr. I had to go to the ATM for some cash this morning. Ther...	ddvmor	11	1180	Sep 7, 2010 by ddvmor
	flippin homers! (Preview) They seem like a good idea at the time, 2 weeks I though it would take me, that was in june! its now september or something and not far from midnight (on a friday!) and im still sat here slogging away at it. sometime I hate IT!	Batman O'Leary	3	1046	Sep 5, 2010 by command_z
	Sympathy please! (Preview) I have shingles & I'm feeling most sorry for myself . Am self medicating with Ben & Jerry's, which helps (gotta wash the painkillers down with something) & I'm now going to make a row of synchronised farting badgers to cheer myself up...	sha76jam	7	1029	Aug 31, 2010 by sha76jam
	Woohoo! (Preview) Got a job!	sha76jam	10	1205	Aug 25, 2010 by ddvmor
	Meeting people off t' internet (Preview) Is it an advisable thing to do? Frankly I'm not sure. If I don't post again after tomorrow morning then you can assume the JDK & Catfish are not the harmless nutters they make themselves out to be! (of course, the reverse also applies!)	sha76jam	18	1471	Aug 16, 2010 by Aodan
	Apologies in advance, but I can't not say it... (Preview) The thing is that I bought some yoghurts, similar to fruit corners. They came in three flavours, so I got one of each. They are called "Nom" yoghurts. I have now eaten them... nom, nom, nom! Sorry.	sha76jam	4	1014	Aug 10, 2010 by JonnyStead
	Dreaming dog... (Preview) I giggled so much that I cried a bit!	ddvmor	2	1093	Aug 9, 2010 by Aodan
	How I spent my summer..... (Preview) Just got back from a vacation to Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia. Sailed on Chesapeake Bay on a 74 ft schooner. The name is the Woodwind. It is the boat used in the movie Wedding Crashers. Very cool boat. The blue crabs in the bay are very tasty. Went to DC and saw where all the criminals w...	command_z	8	1153	Aug 5, 2010 by ddvmor
	When being bitten by a dog is a good thing. (Preview) This one's gonna make you go 'ew' and then 'cool'. And then 'ew' again. Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life Dogs that bite are not ordinarily l...	ddvmor	2	1150	Aug 5, 2010 by sha76jam
	Mum's on Facebook! HELP! (Preview) Something terrifying happened this weekend. My mother signed up for Facebook and made a friend request to me. Now I have to decide what to do about it. And when I say 'I' have to 'decide', what I actually mean is that 'you' have to 'vote' in a 'poll'. Yeah... you love polls. I can tell!	ddvmor	12	1080	Aug 2, 2010 by sha76jam
	It's a new record! (Preview) Today I have 14 meetings... 14 ! The first one started at 8am and the last finishes at 5.30 - I am back to back all day - just starting a couple late so I have time to run to the loo. Someone had to go get me some lunch. I'm in a meeting right now - thankfully, my bit is done... but still I have to listen... 14....	JonnyStead	8	1110	Jul 27, 2010 by ddvmor
	Okay, own up. Anyone here been to Sussex recently? (Preview) Gotta love the police quote at the end! Penis photo posters seized by police in LewesA person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police. S...	ddvmor	4	1227	Jul 24, 2010 by sha76jam
	Armour (Preview) Armour for Cats and Mice Created by Jeff de Boer /img]http://www...	ddvmor	1	1821	Jul 21, 2010 by Truckman
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