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Bring on Monday!
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I finally get to go back to work Who knew I could be so pleased about an impending Monday morning?
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Yarr
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Don't be forgettin' that it be that mighty day when ye landlubbers all be talkin' in the lingo o' the pirates.
Yarr.
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The JDK's official holiday countdown thread!
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I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH!
Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!
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Its not like I think...
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...The old folks are losers, they can't work computers, they die in December time, fall down for no reason, the churches are heaving. The old folks, they live the life
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Weirdness
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A machine just called me & said "Goodbye"! Huh?
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A bit of nonsense...
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It's been a bit quiet here recently and I'm waiting for a handful of SQL jobs to finish running. If you have no objections, I thought I'd pollute the Bored Board with some of my nonsense.
When is a Tuesday like a Monday? Today, that's when! Grr.
I had to go to the ATM for some cash this morning. Ther...
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flippin homers!
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They seem like a good idea at the time, 2 weeks I though it would take me, that was in june! its now september or something and not far from midnight (on a friday!) and im still sat here slogging away at it. sometime I hate IT!
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Sympathy please!
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I have shingles & I'm feeling most sorry for myself . Am self medicating with Ben & Jerry's, which helps (gotta wash the painkillers down with something) & I'm now going to make a row of synchronised farting badgers to cheer myself up...
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sha76jam
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Woohoo!
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sha76jam
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Meeting people off t' internet
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Is it an advisable thing to do? Frankly I'm not sure. If I don't post again after tomorrow morning then you can assume the JDK & Catfish are not the harmless nutters they make themselves out to be! (of course, the reverse also applies!)
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Apologies in advance, but I can't not say it...
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The thing is that I bought some yoghurts, similar to fruit corners. They came in three flavours, so I got one of each. They are called "Nom" yoghurts. I have now eaten them... nom, nom, nom! Sorry.
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Dreaming dog...
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I giggled so much that I cried a bit!
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How I spent my summer.....
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Just got back from a vacation to Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia. Sailed on Chesapeake Bay on a 74 ft schooner. The name is the Woodwind. It is the boat used in the movie Wedding Crashers. Very cool boat. The blue crabs in the bay are very tasty. Went to DC and saw where all the criminals w...
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When being bitten by a dog is a good thing.
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This one's gonna make you go 'ew' and then 'cool'. And then 'ew' again.
Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life
Dogs that bite are not ordinarily l...
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Mum's on Facebook! HELP!
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Something terrifying happened this weekend. My mother signed up for Facebook and made a friend request to me.
Now I have to decide what to do about it. And when I say 'I' have to 'decide', what I actually mean is that 'you' have to 'vote' in a 'poll'.
Yeah... you love polls. I can tell!
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It's a new record!
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Today I have 14 meetings... 14 ! The first one started at 8am and the last finishes at 5.30 - I am back to back all day - just starting a couple late so I have time to run to the loo. Someone had to go get me some lunch. I'm in a meeting right now - thankfully, my bit is done... but still I have to listen... 14....
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Okay, own up. Anyone here been to Sussex recently?
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Gotta love the police quote at the end!
Penis photo posters seized by police in LewesA person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.
S...
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Armour
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Armour for Cats and Mice Created by Jeff de Boer
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