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ddvmor · ddvmor

For the last couple of weeks I've had an ongoing problem with this short blonde woman that simply refuses to acknowledge the people who hold doors for her. She seems to loiter around in a particular corridor just so that she can follow people down it and walk through the door while they hold it for her. It...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Which is my painfully contrived way to say that Stead and Hengle are busy driving through Texas. Ben, perhaps you could keep an eye on the local news and let us know if they get into trouble. (and if they don't, maybe arrange it...)

Truckman · Truckman

Wake me up if anyone says anything......Ben

ddvmor · ddvmor

Vatican Bank 'investigated over money-laundering'Two officials at the Vatican Bank are being investigated as part of a money-laundering inquiry, reports say. Rome prosecutors are investigating alleg...

sha76jam · sha76jam

I finally get to go back to work Who knew I could be so pleased about an impending Monday morning?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Don't be forgettin' that it be that mighty day when ye landlubbers all be talkin' in the lingo o' the pirates. Yarr.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH! Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!

ddvmor · ddvmor

...The old folks are losers, they can't work computers, they die in December time, fall down for no reason, the churches are heaving. The old folks, they live the life

sha76jam · sha76jam

A machine just called me & said "Goodbye"! Huh?

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's been a bit quiet here recently and I'm waiting for a handful of SQL jobs to finish running. If you have no objections, I thought I'd pollute the Bored Board with some of my nonsense. When is a Tuesday like a Monday? Today, that's when! Grr. I had to go to the ATM for some cash this morning. Ther...

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

They seem like a good idea at the time, 2 weeks I though it would take me, that was in june! its now september or something and not far from midnight (on a friday!) and im still sat here slogging away at it. sometime I hate IT!

sha76jam · sha76jam

I have shingles & I'm feeling most sorry for myself . Am self medicating with Ben & Jerry's, which helps (gotta wash the painkillers down with something) & I'm now going to make a row of synchronised farting badgers to cheer myself up...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Got a job!

sha76jam · sha76jam

Is it an advisable thing to do? Frankly I'm not sure. If I don't post again after tomorrow morning then you can assume the JDK & Catfish are not the harmless nutters they make themselves out to be! (of course, the reverse also applies!)

sha76jam · sha76jam

The thing is that I bought some yoghurts, similar to fruit corners. They came in three flavours, so I got one of each. They are called "Nom" yoghurts. I have now eaten them... nom, nom, nom! Sorry.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I giggled so much that I cried a bit!

command_z · command_z

Just got back from a vacation to Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia. Sailed on Chesapeake Bay on a 74 ft schooner. The name is the Woodwind. It is the boat used in the movie Wedding Crashers. Very cool boat. The blue crabs in the bay are very tasty. Went to DC and saw where all the criminals w...

ddvmor · ddvmor

This one's gonna make you go 'ew' and then 'cool'. And then 'ew' again. Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life Dogs that bite are not ordinarily l...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Door Holding (Preview) For the last couple of weeks I've had an ongoing problem with this short blonde woman that simply refuses to acknowledge the people who hold doors for her. She seems to loiter around in a particular corridor just so that she can follow people down it and walk through the door while they hold it for her. It...	ddvmor	11	933	Oct 29, 2010 by JonnyStead
	How many Bored Boarders does it take to be in Texas? (Preview) Which is my painfully contrived way to say that Stead and Hengle are busy driving through Texas. Ben, perhaps you could keep an eye on the local news and let us know if they get into trouble. (and if they don't, maybe arrange it...)	ddvmor	6	943	Oct 11, 2010 by JonnyStead
	Yawn... (Preview) Wake me up if anyone says anything......Ben	Truckman	2	879	Oct 4, 2010 by Truckman
	The Vatican Bank... (Preview) Vatican Bank 'investigated over money-laundering'Two officials at the Vatican Bank are being investigated as part of a money-laundering inquiry, reports say. Rome prosecutors are investigating alleg...	ddvmor	1	989	Sep 21, 2010 by Truckman
	Bring on Monday! (Preview) I finally get to go back to work Who knew I could be so pleased about an impending Monday morning?	sha76jam	7	923	Sep 20, 2010 by sha76jam
	Yarr (Preview) Don't be forgettin' that it be that mighty day when ye landlubbers all be talkin' in the lingo o' the pirates. Yarr.	ddvmor	1	870	Sep 19, 2010 by sha76jam
	The JDK's official holiday countdown thread! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH! Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!	ddvmor	30	2262	Sep 14, 2010 by Truckman
	Its not like I think... (Preview) ...The old folks are losers, they can't work computers, they die in December time, fall down for no reason, the churches are heaving. The old folks, they live the life	ddvmor	1	836	Sep 14, 2010 by Truckman
	Weirdness (Preview) A machine just called me & said "Goodbye"! Huh?	sha76jam	17	996	Sep 8, 2010 by ddvmor
	A bit of nonsense... (Preview) It's been a bit quiet here recently and I'm waiting for a handful of SQL jobs to finish running. If you have no objections, I thought I'd pollute the Bored Board with some of my nonsense. When is a Tuesday like a Monday? Today, that's when! Grr. I had to go to the ATM for some cash this morning. Ther...	ddvmor	11	992	Sep 7, 2010 by ddvmor
	flippin homers! (Preview) They seem like a good idea at the time, 2 weeks I though it would take me, that was in june! its now september or something and not far from midnight (on a friday!) and im still sat here slogging away at it. sometime I hate IT!	Batman O'Leary	3	856	Sep 5, 2010 by command_z
	Sympathy please! (Preview) I have shingles & I'm feeling most sorry for myself . Am self medicating with Ben & Jerry's, which helps (gotta wash the painkillers down with something) & I'm now going to make a row of synchronised farting badgers to cheer myself up...	sha76jam	7	847	Aug 31, 2010 by sha76jam
	Woohoo! (Preview) Got a job!	sha76jam	10	1018	Aug 25, 2010 by ddvmor
	Meeting people off t' internet (Preview) Is it an advisable thing to do? Frankly I'm not sure. If I don't post again after tomorrow morning then you can assume the JDK & Catfish are not the harmless nutters they make themselves out to be! (of course, the reverse also applies!)	sha76jam	18	1278	Aug 16, 2010 by Aodan
	Apologies in advance, but I can't not say it... (Preview) The thing is that I bought some yoghurts, similar to fruit corners. They came in three flavours, so I got one of each. They are called "Nom" yoghurts. I have now eaten them... nom, nom, nom! Sorry.	sha76jam	4	827	Aug 10, 2010 by JonnyStead
	Dreaming dog... (Preview) I giggled so much that I cried a bit!	ddvmor	2	906	Aug 9, 2010 by Aodan
	How I spent my summer..... (Preview) Just got back from a vacation to Maryland, Washington DC, and West Virginia. Sailed on Chesapeake Bay on a 74 ft schooner. The name is the Woodwind. It is the boat used in the movie Wedding Crashers. Very cool boat. The blue crabs in the bay are very tasty. Went to DC and saw where all the criminals w...	command_z	8	968	Aug 5, 2010 by ddvmor
	When being bitten by a dog is a good thing. (Preview) This one's gonna make you go 'ew' and then 'cool'. And then 'ew' again. Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life Dogs that bite are not ordinarily l...	ddvmor	2	962	Aug 5, 2010 by sha76jam
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