The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
/img]http://www.beautifullife.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/13/10.jpg[/img] Disappointingly, no pictures of the articles in use on actual live animals... but awesome all the same! I may have to photoshop one of my cats into one!