The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have my dad on my facebook, but there's very little weirdness of mine that he's not 100% aware of already. my mom and I have a strict "no friending" policy though. What we don't know doesn't require brain bleach.
Not sure. So far she hasn't pestered me about it, but then I haven't actually visited her. I shall assess the situation and then tell her that the four most intelligent people on the internets say that I should ignore her. See how I'm basically gonna blame you? She's gonna be so mad with you...