The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, stuff. Am assuming you're wanting stuff pertinent to the job, not just random stuff? I shall be a data intelliegence analyst, working on hospital data, using SQL & BO Web Intelligence. It's up a band from my last role (a little more money for now but more importantly lots of space to move up the scale). I shall kind of have one person working for me (3 at my level, 3 at a lower level, not yet sure of the exact structure). It's a big open plan office, which makes me very happy. It's closer than my last job, though yet to determine if it'll be any quicker or cheaper to get to. It's in an ugly 60's tower block, next to a lake with fish & ducks & heron. The building's shared with various companies, which gives an increased chance of finding nice men. Anything else?
I think Hengkle is too awesome to be set up by you, Stead. He has an awsome Destiny that involves changing the world with his banging tunes before descending into a terrible beetroot addiction. No time for girls, methinks!
