JDBB

Susan · Susan

Picture this: I'm in the house all alone. The washing machine & dishwasher have finished their cycles, the TV and CD player are off; it's quiet. There's not a breath of wind outside and none of the windows are open. The doors are locked. I'm peacefully catching up on Boa...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, the temperature gauge on the Evening Post buliding tells me it's 22 degrees outside. That makes it the hottest day in Bristol so far this year. So guess what our air conditioning has been doing in the office all morning...?

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've just released an upgrade to one of my lovely database apps. Within the release notes (of which there are two) I have included the following statement: "The Graphical User Interface has been aesthetically adjusted to allow for greater biological/technological inter-affection." ...

Joe · Joe

Smarty pants answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ...

VicM · VicM

Help required. Those that have seen it - red hair or normal brown hair?

VicM · VicM

With all the post count rivalry going on here I thought I would point out that though I may be quite a long way behind some of you, I beleive that quality is far more important than quantity.

VicM · VicM

Sausage in batter, mushy peas & garlic bread. mmmmmm

sha76jam · sha76jam

OK, so Joe has already been doing his best over on UA, but more help is needed! I'm going to a fancy dress party with a theme of "Aussie Aussie Aussie", what does the combined wisdom of the JDBB suggest I should wear?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you create...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Was ok. I thought it finished off the story quite nicely. I reckon it probably works better if you watch both parts together, though... Nice barefoot eyeball squishing about halfway through!

Susan · Susan

It's no fun playing by myself. I've been kept forcibly away from you guys feeling lonely all day without you and when I do get to come and play you've all gone.

Maybe I'll have a cider instead.

(imagine this without the head)

VicM · VicM

Another Saturday morning in work with Dazza. At least I get to go search for a greasy caff in Broadmead (Bristol shopping bit) for a lovely full English. I hope the have bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried bread, black pudding, tinned tomatos, hash browns and all that lovely lovely stuff.&...

Susan · Susan

The standby mobile phone they gave me while they repair mine has just died - in exactly the same way.

Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)

VicM · VicM

Mick and Pat Fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money. Altogether they had a staggering 50p. Mick said "Hang on a minute, I got an idea" He went into the butchers shop next door and came out with one large cumberland sausage. Pat said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't any money left at all" ...

Joe · Joe

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/3707089.stm

ddvmor · ddvmor

Once upon a time in a company not far away, there was a worker. He was a productive, happy worker, but alas, he was unsupervised. The company saw that the worker was unsupervised and made a supervisor. The coordinator saw that the worker was productive...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...is calling me. It's way past my bedtime. I have to be up at stoopid o' clock in the morning. Ciao for now!

VicM · VicM

Going to a bbq today - hooray. It's Leah's birthday party. There'll be a paddling pool and loads of food and drink AND best of all the sun is going to be out - according to the forecast we are set to have a BLINDER of a weekend! In addition to which, the beginning of next week is gonna be fab too - I ha...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Spooky (Preview) Picture this: I'm in the house all alone. The washing machine & dishwasher have finished their cycles, the TV and CD player are off; it's quiet. There's not a breath of wind outside and none of the windows are open. The doors are locked. I'm peacefully catching up on Boa...	Susan	9	668	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Air Conditioning (Preview) So, the temperature gauge on the Evening Post buliding tells me it's 22 degrees outside. That makes it the hottest day in Bristol so far this year. So guess what our air conditioning has been doing in the office all morning...?	ddvmor	6	654	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Database upgrade (Preview) I've just released an upgrade to one of my lovely database apps. Within the release notes (of which there are two) I have included the following statement: "The Graphical User Interface has been aesthetically adjusted to allow for greater biological/technological inter-affection." ...	ddvmor	8	610	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Smarty Pants (Preview) Smarty pants answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ...	Joe	2	615	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Decision (Preview) Help required. Those that have seen it - red hair or normal brown hair?	VicM	6	594	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Post Count (Preview) With all the post count rivalry going on here I thought I would point out that though I may be quite a long way behind some of you, I beleive that quality is far more important than quantity.	VicM	21	646	May 17, 2004 by VicM
	Yum yum in my tum (Preview) Sausage in batter, mushy peas & garlic bread. mmmmmm	VicM	10	643	May 17, 2004 by Susan
	I Need Your Help! (Preview) OK, so Joe has already been doing his best over on UA, but more help is needed! I'm going to a fancy dress party with a theme of "Aussie Aussie Aussie", what does the combined wisdom of the JDBB suggest I should wear?	sha76jam	20	908	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Bill Gates (Preview) Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you create...	ddvmor	1	579	May 17, 2004 by Susan
	Kill Bill 2 (Preview) Was ok. I thought it finished off the story quite nicely. I reckon it probably works better if you watch both parts together, though... Nice barefoot eyeball squishing about halfway through!	ddvmor	4	616	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	Guys? ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) It's no fun playing by myself. I've been kept forcibly away from you guys feeling lonely all day without you and when I do get to come and play you've all gone. Maybe I'll have a cider instead. (imagine this without the head)	Susan	62	2267	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	Greasy Cafe (Preview) Another Saturday morning in work with Dazza. At least I get to go search for a greasy caff in Broadmead (Bristol shopping bit) for a lovely full English. I hope the have bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried bread, black pudding, tinned tomatos, hash browns and all that lovely lovely stuff.&...	VicM	1	576	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	What am I doing wrong? ( 1 2 ) (Preview) The standby mobile phone they gave me while they repair mine has just died - in exactly the same way. Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)	Susan	31	1553	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	Pub crawl (Preview) Mick and Pat Fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money. Altogether they had a staggering 50p. Mick said "Hang on a minute, I got an idea" He went into the butchers shop next door and came out with one large cumberland sausage. Pat said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't any money left at all" ...	VicM	3	607	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	Im moving! (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/3707089.stm	Joe	16	740	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	The Parable of the Happy and Productive Worker (Preview) Once upon a time in a company not far away, there was a worker. He was a productive, happy worker, but alas, he was unsupervised. The company saw that the worker was unsupervised and made a supervisor. The coordinator saw that the worker was productive...	ddvmor	6	1439	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	My bed.... (Preview) ...is calling me. It's way past my bedtime. I have to be up at stoopid o' clock in the morning. Ciao for now!	ddvmor	13	671	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	BBQ (Preview) Going to a bbq today - hooray. It's Leah's birthday party. There'll be a paddling pool and loads of food and drink AND best of all the sun is going to be out - according to the forecast we are set to have a BLINDER of a weekend! In addition to which, the beginning of next week is gonna be fab too - I ha...	VicM	0	532	May 15, 2004 by VicM
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