JDBB

ddvmor · ddvmor

If you're reading this: GET ON WITH YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

VicM · VicM

... game in the world. I've been playing it for hours!!! Jurassic combo - Dynomite combo!! He he he.

Susan · Susan

Morning.

Susan · Susan

I have waited so long for this momentous occasion, and now it is almost upon me.

Susan · Susan

Picture this: I'm in the house all alone. The washing machine & dishwasher have finished their cycles, the TV and CD player are off; it's quiet. There's not a breath of wind outside and none of the windows are open. The doors are locked. I'm peacefully catching up on Boa...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, the temperature gauge on the Evening Post buliding tells me it's 22 degrees outside. That makes it the hottest day in Bristol so far this year. So guess what our air conditioning has been doing in the office all morning...?

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've just released an upgrade to one of my lovely database apps. Within the release notes (of which there are two) I have included the following statement: "The Graphical User Interface has been aesthetically adjusted to allow for greater biological/technological inter-affection." ...

Joe · Joe

Smarty pants answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ...

VicM · VicM

Help required. Those that have seen it - red hair or normal brown hair?

VicM · VicM

With all the post count rivalry going on here I thought I would point out that though I may be quite a long way behind some of you, I beleive that quality is far more important than quantity.

VicM · VicM

Sausage in batter, mushy peas & garlic bread. mmmmmm

sha76jam · sha76jam

OK, so Joe has already been doing his best over on UA, but more help is needed! I'm going to a fancy dress party with a theme of "Aussie Aussie Aussie", what does the combined wisdom of the JDBB suggest I should wear?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you create...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Was ok. I thought it finished off the story quite nicely. I reckon it probably works better if you watch both parts together, though... Nice barefoot eyeball squishing about halfway through!

Susan · Susan

It's no fun playing by myself. I've been kept forcibly away from you guys feeling lonely all day without you and when I do get to come and play you've all gone.

Maybe I'll have a cider instead.

(imagine this without the head)

VicM · VicM

Another Saturday morning in work with Dazza. At least I get to go search for a greasy caff in Broadmead (Bristol shopping bit) for a lovely full English. I hope the have bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried bread, black pudding, tinned tomatos, hash browns and all that lovely lovely stuff.&...

Susan · Susan

The standby mobile phone they gave me while they repair mine has just died - in exactly the same way.

Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)

VicM · VicM

Mick and Pat Fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money. Altogether they had a staggering 50p. Mick said "Hang on a minute, I got an idea" He went into the butchers shop next door and came out with one large cumberland sausage. Pat said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't any money left at all" ...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	VIC (Preview) If you're reading this: *GET ON WITH YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!*	ddvmor	11	617	May 19, 2004 by Susan
	I have found the best... (Preview) ... game in the world. I've been playing it for hours!!! Jurassic combo - Dynomite combo!! He he he.	VicM	22	770	May 19, 2004 by Susan
	This one's for everyone ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Morning.	Susan	33	1512	May 19, 2004 by Susan
	Nearly, oh so nearly (Preview) I have waited so long for this momentous occasion, and now it is almost upon me.	Susan	10	613	May 19, 2004 by Susan
	Spooky (Preview) Picture this: I'm in the house all alone. The washing machine & dishwasher have finished their cycles, the TV and CD player are off; it's quiet. There's not a breath of wind outside and none of the windows are open. The doors are locked. I'm peacefully catching up on Boa...	Susan	9	648	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Air Conditioning (Preview) So, the temperature gauge on the Evening Post buliding tells me it's 22 degrees outside. That makes it the hottest day in Bristol so far this year. So guess what our air conditioning has been doing in the office all morning...?	ddvmor	6	633	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Database upgrade (Preview) I've just released an upgrade to one of my lovely database apps. Within the release notes (of which there are two) I have included the following statement: "The Graphical User Interface has been aesthetically adjusted to allow for greater biological/technological inter-affection." ...	ddvmor	8	587	May 18, 2004 by Susan
	Smarty Pants (Preview) Smarty pants answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ...	Joe	2	596	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Decision (Preview) Help required. Those that have seen it - red hair or normal brown hair?	VicM	6	575	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Post Count (Preview) With all the post count rivalry going on here I thought I would point out that though I may be quite a long way behind some of you, I beleive that quality is far more important than quantity.	VicM	21	622	May 17, 2004 by VicM
	Yum yum in my tum (Preview) Sausage in batter, mushy peas & garlic bread. mmmmmm	VicM	10	626	May 17, 2004 by Susan
	I Need Your Help! (Preview) OK, so Joe has already been doing his best over on UA, but more help is needed! I'm going to a fancy dress party with a theme of "Aussie Aussie Aussie", what does the combined wisdom of the JDBB suggest I should wear?	sha76jam	20	887	May 17, 2004 by ddvmor
	Bill Gates (Preview) Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you create...	ddvmor	1	563	May 17, 2004 by Susan
	Kill Bill 2 (Preview) Was ok. I thought it finished off the story quite nicely. I reckon it probably works better if you watch both parts together, though... Nice barefoot eyeball squishing about halfway through!	ddvmor	4	597	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	Guys? ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) It's no fun playing by myself. I've been kept forcibly away from you guys feeling lonely all day without you and when I do get to come and play you've all gone. Maybe I'll have a cider instead. (imagine this without the head)	Susan	62	2210	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	Greasy Cafe (Preview) Another Saturday morning in work with Dazza. At least I get to go search for a greasy caff in Broadmead (Bristol shopping bit) for a lovely full English. I hope the have bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried bread, black pudding, tinned tomatos, hash browns and all that lovely lovely stuff.&...	VicM	1	552	May 15, 2004 by Susan
	What am I doing wrong? ( 1 2 ) (Preview) The standby mobile phone they gave me while they repair mine has just died - in exactly the same way. Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)	Susan	31	1507	May 15, 2004 by VicM
	Pub crawl (Preview) Mick and Pat Fancied a pint or two but didnt have a lot of money. Altogether they had a staggering 50p. Mick said "Hang on a minute, I got an idea" He went into the butchers shop next door and came out with one large cumberland sausage. Pat said, "Are you crazy? Now we haven't any money left at all" ...	VicM	3	589	May 15, 2004 by VicM
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