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Susan


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The standby mobile phone they gave me while they repair mine has just died - in exactly the same way.



Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)



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Tomorrow I will now be completely contactless (except by that ancient old thing called the land line)

Being free of homing devices in the guise of a mobile telephone, this ancient beauty is all I know.

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You ain't havin much luck there are you, Soot?


If it's bust in exactly the same way, maybe it's something you've been doing to them.  I suggest that you don't put it in the toaster, use it in the shower or dip it in chocolate any more!


I speak the truth.  Believe it!



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Nobody can be that bad...especially not sooty



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Susan


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Susan


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I hate not having my phone.  I feel so naked.




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JonnyStead


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Mmmmmmm..... naked.....

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JonnyStead


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Sorry, got diverted there for a moment


I dont suppose you are keepin them near something big and electrical are you? Magnetic fields from fridges, computers, televisions etc dont do them any favours.



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That reminds me of something an aquaintance at work did a while ago...we had a load of (bout 3 yrs worth of progs) stuff backed up on floppy disk from a CNC machine.  I gave him the pile of floppys, and he put them on the bench next to him.  So I deleted all the files of the CNC.  He'd only put them on a magnetic table hadn't he




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Susan


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"Sorry, got diverted there for a moment I dont suppose you are keepin them near something big and electrical are you? Magnetic fields from fridges, computers, televisions etc dont do them any favours."

I keep mine in my pocket (not for the vibrating alert you know - just so I can hear it go off whatever room I'm in as I never sit still at home) so unless my thigh is magnetic...


I always knew I had a magnetic personality. 
Don't worry I'll groan for you - it was a poor effort I know.  C+ must try harder.



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For a sec there susan, I thought you were going to do something in C++ that would explain the unpredictableness of your phone

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Ah but Susan do you sit near anything big and electrical? Do you like to stand and watch things cook in the microwave? Been on a plane?


Been near anything with say..... 3 speeds and a battery pack attachment?.... maybe not.



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STEAD!!!




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JonnyStead


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I was thinking of a travel hairdryer - dont know what you were all thinking of!




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Susan


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Stead, that's classic



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Susan


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Hey Mitch, we can even laugh our *rses off in unison!

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It's like a match made in heaven

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quote:
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" Stead, that's classic"
Thanks very much - I'll be here all week......

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Susan


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quote:
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"Thanks very much - I'll be here all week......"
And very glad I am to hear it.

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Stead, just keep banging

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Susan


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Ooooooh, that's rude.

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I admit, that could have been taken one of two ways, but I think we are all adult enough to know which context the response was in


 


(just kiddin ya know...)



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Susan


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Oh yes, Big Boy!!!!

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You'd better believe it

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Susan


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Susan


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When do we get to hear your banging skills eh Stead?


At the JDBB conference?



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We're having a conferance....where when

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