The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Cuz ive no interweb in the house im depending on my boss not giving me too much work to do during the day so i can cheq this place out more often - unfortunately that hasnt happened this week and im kinda snowed under, and as I dont have the web at home im shafted until 8am the next day when i come in to check emails and stuff like that before my boss gets in.
I take an hour so i can catch up on all that you guys have been upta the nite before Stop typing so much - you will all get carpel tunnel syndrome if you aint careful!! (im just jealous of you all with internet at home - take no notice )
I wonder where Vic's gone. It seems D's CUCUMBER SANDWICH relish, sorry fetish, has a direct relationship to us not seeing Vic on the board during the day.