The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Once upon a time in a company not far away, there was a worker. He was a productive, happy worker, but alas, he was unsupervised. The company saw that the worker was unsupervised and made a supervisor. The coordinator saw that the worker was productive and happy and made a lead worker to make the worker more productive and happier. The company saw that the department in which the productive, happy worker worked had grown and made a manager to manage the department in which the productive, happy worker worked productively and happily. The manager saw that the worker was productive and happy and made an assistant manager to help manage the department in which the productive, happy worker worked. The company saw that the department where the happy, productive worker worked had grown and made an administrator to administer the department in which the productive, happy worker worked. The administrator saw that the worker was productive and happy and made an assistant administrator to assist in administering the department in which the productive, happy worker worked. More people were added until the director saw that the department was losing money. So he consulted a consultant. The consultant examined the department in which the productive, happy worker worked productively and happily and advised there were too many people in the department in which the productive, happy worker worked. And the director paid heed to the counsel of the consultant and fired the productive, happy worker.
