The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Another Saturday morning in work with Dazza. At least I get to go search for a greasy caff in Broadmead (Bristol shopping bit) for a lovely full English. I hope the have bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried bread, black pudding, tinned tomatos, hash browns and all that lovely lovely stuff. Strangely, Littlewoods does a fantastic (and cheap) full english with potato cakes and everything - I can have fried runny yolky eggs AND scrambled eggs. Unfortunately, D insists that he always gets a headache in Littlewoods (I don't understand why).
