The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Neah...I think snooker and pool are far more exciting...trouble with billiards is, you have to try and do the opposite than pool and snooker which is to pot the white instead of not potting it...which (might I add) really messes up with my snooker and pool playing.
I think a good knowledge of the angles is essential, (and maybe a bit of flukiness)...not easy
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