The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's Leah's birthday party. There'll be a paddling pool and loads of food and drink AND best of all the sun is going to be out - according to the forecast we are set to have a BLINDER of a weekend!
In addition to which, the beginning of next week is gonna be fab too - I have the week off for study - I can study in the garden - Woo Hoo!
