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NateO · NateO

A newfie is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes." The newfie thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirs...

VicM · VicM

Is this?!!

ddvmor · ddvmor

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Rejoice - for the Stead has passed the 200th post mark - ah yes good times are here - YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD! as the government would say if they weren't busy saying things like "Quick, we need a decent reason why we invaded Iraq!" and then staring very very blankly at each other for very very lon...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he th...

ddvmor · ddvmor

My boss suddenly announced that he was off. And then he left. I'm all on my own.

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

OK - So I only had 1 sick day last year and I've only had 1/2 a sick day this year - so am I being a fool to myself? Should I bung a few and still come in under the average? or.... if I bung one - will I then promptly get sick and have to go into work when ill because I've just had time off? I shall leave it to the col...

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

Hello again! What's been going on over the last erm...5 months?

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

I would like to start a vigil for old Henglegert as he blessed us with this presence just once and I feel we could all benefit from his wisdoms - Please join with me fellow dodgers and let us sing KUM BYE AH!!!!! most loudly and out of tune (yes no change their then) outside his house at 2am to let him...

VicM · VicM

Where are they??!! Nate - have you found them yet? Have you looked behind the sofa?

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's a carpet. It's red. It's for King Billy. Nuff sed.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Here's a weird thing. We've had leaflets through the door from each of the parties standing in our local and Euro-peeen elections and the single most reasoned, literate and sensible leaflet was from... the BNP! While the other parties simply bitched about each other, the BNP simply in...

VicM · VicM

Please consider this a public apology for any distress my new avatar has caused Mr O and Mitch and any others of you who have found it offensive or annoying. As a penance, I invite you to select, from the entire internet, an avatar of your choice. I will use the avatar with pride for at least 2 week...

Mitchell · Mitchell

Enjoy...no offence intended! Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute? A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Diseas...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...Just had kittens!

VicM · VicM

Welcome King Billy!! Hope you have a fab time here (thank you for bringing Katie's jeans back - I know the pain of a woman parted from her favourite jeans!!).

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

look! there's an american diabetes assassin advertising on our board!:

ddvmor · ddvmor

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Stout (Preview) A newfie is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes." The newfie thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirs...	NateO	5	606	Jun 5, 2004 by Susan
	How cool.... (Preview) Is this?!!	VicM	8	749	Jun 4, 2004 by NateO
	3 Beers (Preview) An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens...	ddvmor	8	677	Jun 4, 2004 by NateO
	200th Post! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Rejoice - for the Stead has passed the 200th post mark - ah yes good times are here - YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD! as the government would say if they weren't busy saying things like "Quick, we need a decent reason why we invaded Iraq!" and then staring very very blankly at each other for very very lon...	JonnyStead	43	1787	Jun 4, 2004 by NateO
	CATHOLIC PARROTS (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he th...	ddvmor	11	761	Jun 4, 2004 by Susan
	The Boss just left (Preview) My boss suddenly announced that he was off. And then he left. I'm all on my own.	ddvmor	9	646	Jun 2, 2004 by NateO
	Sick Days (Preview) OK - So I only had 1 sick day last year and I've only had 1/2 a sick day this year - so am I being a fool to myself? Should I bung a few and still come in under the average? or.... if I bung one - will I then promptly get sick and have to go into work when ill because I've just had time off? I shall leave it to the col...	JonnyStead	8	652	Jun 2, 2004 by ddvmor
	Have I missed anything since Christmas?... (Preview) Hello again! What's been going on over the last erm...5 months?	Batman O'Leary	29	874	Jun 2, 2004 by NateO
	Vigil : Henglegert Rinkerdink ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I would like to start a vigil for old Henglegert as he blessed us with this presence just once and I feel we could all benefit from his wisdoms - Please join with me fellow dodgers and let us sing KUM BYE AH!!!!! most loudly and out of tune (yes no change their then) outside his house at 2am to let him...	JonnyStead	40	1716	Jun 1, 2004 by VicM
	SUCCESS: FOUND MISS SIXTYs (Preview) Where are they??!! Nate - have you found them yet? Have you looked behind the sofa?	VicM	21	1117	Jun 1, 2004 by ddvmor
	KING BILLY'S RED CARPET (Preview) It's a carpet. It's red. It's for King Billy. Nuff sed.	ddvmor	25	847	May 31, 2004 by NateO
	B.N.P. (Preview) Here's a weird thing. We've had leaflets through the door from each of the parties standing in our local and Euro-peeen elections and the single most reasoned, literate and sensible leaflet was from... the BNP! While the other parties simply bitched about each other, the BNP simply in...	ddvmor	6	660	May 30, 2004 by VicM
	Nate's reaction to my avatar ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Please consider this a public apology for any distress my new avatar has caused Mr O and Mitch and any others of you who have found it offensive or annoying. As a penance, I invite you to select, from the entire internet, an avatar of your choice. I will use the avatar with pride for at least 2 week...	VicM	43	1726	May 29, 2004 by NateO
	Funny jokes...unlike DD's (Preview) Enjoy...no offence intended! Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute? A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Diseas...	Mitchell	12	676	May 29, 2004 by NateO
	Mrs Slocum's Pussy... (Preview) ...Just had kittens!	ddvmor	18	789	May 29, 2004 by VicM
	WELCOME KING BILLY (Preview) Welcome King Billy!! Hope you have a fab time here (thank you for bringing Katie's jeans back - I know the pain of a woman parted from her favourite jeans!!).	VicM	2	589	May 29, 2004 by VicM
	murder! (Preview) look! there's an american diabetes assassin advertising on our board!:	bonniepirateanne	5	645	May 26, 2004 by NateO
	Understanding Computer Technology (Preview)	ddvmor	12	873	May 26, 2004 by NateO
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