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ddvmor


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...Just had kittens!

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VicM


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In her pyjama case (which looked like a hat box to me!).

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JonnyStead


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meh?


Whats this madness you speak of?



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Have you never watched Are you being served??

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Nope.

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<psst Nate, You're better off in the dark depths of your ignorance here, trust me>



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Oh god - how can we still be talking about that '70's load of old poobags -


Nate - imagine Benny Hill..... but not funny...... at all..... but trying to be..... till it hurts.....



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Nothing beats Dad's army for tripeness though surely?  That's just achingly mindnumbingly dire.

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Except for the funny bits...  of which there are 3.

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The only thing satisfying about Dad's army is knowing that most of the people responsible for it are dead and therefore unlikely to subject us to anymore of their Music hall style "Safe" humour - where we all get around the joanna and sing songs about Mrs Miggins and wagons and being dustmen and not being able to move piano's so stopping work AGAIN and drinking YET MORE TEA because god knows thats funny -


Ramble ramble..........



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Mrs Miggins?  Wasn't she in Blackadder?  Doesn't that automatically afford her the status of 'really bloody funny'?

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fawlty towers ugh

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ddvmor


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Ooh, I know.... (you'll have to imagine your own Cybill Fawlty impression there!)


Fawlty Towers has to be the 2nd funniest show on TV ever!


Don't mention the War!!!



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Hands off Fawlty Towers.  The bit where he bashes his car is SUPERB:


" Right, that's it. I'v told you time and time again. Don't say I didn't warn you..."



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psst Nate, You're better off in the dark depths of your ignorance here, trust me.

Dark depths? Suey, I didn't say I was lobotomized; I just haven't seen the show.

So this is a good thing then?

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Believe me Nate, you're better off without it. Fawlty Towers on the other hand.....
....BASIL!!!

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ugh guys.. i can't STAND fawlty towers.. no wonder they only ever made 12 episodes - i mean, it seems like more, every time i turn around someone's watching it but no.. sorry, i can't bring myself to like it at all - it's in the same bin as dad's army and allo allo (altho i liked that one when i was younger)

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So any updates on Mrs Slocum's Pussy?

Thanks Stead, sounds bloody awful. Like Benny though!

No Fawlty Towers then eh KT? Never seen this one either.

You want funny? The Chappelle Show!

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I think that Mr Izzard more or less defines funny!!  Especially in Definate Article - very very very funny indeed!!


Those of you not familiar with his work, I can recommend Definate Article, Glorious, Dress to Kill and Unrepeatable - very very funny - covered in bees!!



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