The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Please consider this a public apology for any distress my new avatar has caused Mr O and Mitch and any others of you who have found it offensive or annoying.
As a penance, I invite you to select, from the entire internet, an avatar of your choice. I will use the avatar with pride for at least 2 weeks (depends on if I like it or not, or how rude it is!!).
Once this period has ended I will go back to using a picture of Nemo (or I might choose something else NOT badger related).
Please post the urls - the winner gets a virtual jammie dodger.
I will ask Leah to judge the entries - closing date is 5pm BST Friday 7th May. The winner will be notified as soon as I have managed to pin Leah down to an answer!
Okay, well, hmmm, wasn't quite expecting my reaction to be taken as seriously as it has been.
Naturally I had to react as such being the one guilty of providing the Avy.
But, to be honest, it doesn't chafe my soul as much as the cartoon.
Still, I'll have a look tomorrow from Tucson. I'm off to visit my parents on the far end of the country. You'll be pleased to note that I can still get in some quality JDBB.
I'm simply trying to encourage an avatar that everyone can live with. I think both you and Nate will agree that the picture in question is less offensive than the bouncing badger.
As posted by the Mistress Morrissey herself only a day or two ago: You could never have been bad enough to deserve Darren's discipline. I've seen him dealing it out on the cats when they make a mess - he picks them up by the scruff of the neck and puts them in their bedroom and shuts them in for an hour!! I'm glad we don't have children!!
I think she knows what she's in for. That's why she didn't comply.