Vigil : Henglegert Rinkerdink

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Vigil : Henglegert Rinkerdink

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

KUM BYEE YAAAAAAHHHHHHH (ah doo ah duh ah cha cha) MILLLLLAAAWWWWD!

Bit of spontaneous improv there. What did you think?

Hmmm. Rinkerdink, eh? Is that any relation the Rinky Dink Pink Panther?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

It is very possible - now you gonna make this sticky or wot?

KUM BYE AH!!!! FA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!

Henglegert where art thou?

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

I am still here, lurking in the shadows, making notes on peoples behaviour and adding addresses the "Stalkers and Blackmailers Almanac" that I have been writing for the past three years.

I should, I realise, lurk less but I have nothing to say of interest truth be told. Maybe some useful facts would be helpful .... did you know the Blue Whale has a heart the size of a VW Beetle (old shape) and you cuold swim through it's major arteries?

Did you know Stead secretly desires to be a woman and is just saving for the operation? He also thinks he's a singer .... there's just no telling some people.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Yup. I knew all of that. Did you know that Stead's paternal instinct was horribly and viciously murdered right in front of him when he was 12 years old? What about his collection of soiled knickers? Did you know about that? I have also heard that he has 6 nipples and an elongated cheese appreciation gland. Oh yes.

And I did make you sticky. But you obviously licked off all the jam!

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

As far as I am aware both the "6 nipples" and the "cheese appreciation gland" are fabrications. Both created by the "Stead" in order to make himself appear more worth while.

An ultimately futile cause.

That said, I've heard tale that his right leg is made entirely from WWII surplus spam, bound with aged garden twine. This could also be an ingenious fabrication but his inability to carry anything heavy adds weight to the story.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

"did you know the Blue Whale has a heart the size of a VW Beetle" - thats brilliant - didnt know that but shall be dining out on that one for years to come -

Did you know that an elephants wang weighs 45kgs?

"Did you know Stead secretly desires to be a woman and is just saving for the operation? He also thinks he's a singer .... there's just no telling some people."

ehem?

"Did you know that Stead's paternal instinct was horribly and viciously murdered right in front of him when he was 12 years old?" this is true - which is why the idea of having children fills me with horror - HORROR I TELLS YA!

Just cant believe the other stuff you made up about me - 6 nipples, cheesy legs and stuff - just an absolute disgrace -

And this from two men with silly beards....... tish

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Glad to see that in my absence the Board has unanimously chosen someone else to use as Whipping Boy.

Good Luck Stead.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Luck? Pah! I dont need luck - for I am Stead.....

I can run! very fast! and hide - very small!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Presumably those 45 kilos don't include the Veg. How do you find this stuff out? Is there a man out there whose job it is to cut the willies off an example of every living creature and weighs it? Is Stead that man? ( )

Susan - you were a fine whipping boy (girl?) - one of the best - but Stead whimpers like a trooper! Take it Stead! Take it like the bee-atch you are!

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

I feel obliged to stand up for Stead - being the subject of many of Darrn's tyrades in the past!!

I don't think he looks like a woman (I wouldn't know about what his hidden inward desires are though!!).

I can appreciate the children problem - they are evil . They shouldn't be allowed. You should have to apply for a special license to have children and then you should only be able to get one if you promise to keep them on a leash until they are 18.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

quote:
Originally posted by:
"Susan - you were a fine whipping boy (girl?) - one of the best - but Stead whimpers like a trooper! Take it Stead! Take it like the bee-atch you are! "

Is it safe to come out yet?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

I can always rely on Vic to stand up for me as she is a fine human being and a fine woman indeed!

My inward desires are pure as snow unless they involve kids when I do tend to go a bit psychotic but thats allowed as they should be kept in the basement or under the stairs until they are old enough to go out and work for me!

MWWWOOOOHHHHAAAARRRRRHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

What work would you have them do Stead?

bonniepirateanne · Date: May 25, 2004

ok so i'm very jetlagged

and not with it completely

but, are one of you guys Henglegert Rinkerdink ?or is he a real bloke?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

KUM BYE AH!!!!

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

quote:
Originally posted by:
"ok so i'm very jetlagged
and not with it completely
but, are one of you guys Henglegert Rinkerdink ?or is he a real bloke?"

Sorry ... probably should have introduce myself. I, Henglegert Rinkerdink (assumed name

) play guitar in Stead's band. And, unfortunately, have been working with the talentless goon for 5 years.

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

coo-ell!!

We are a very musical bunch here at Jammie - as you might have noticed from the singing in the vigil threads!!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

quote:
Originally posted by:
" Sorry ... probably should have introduce myself. I, Henglegert Rinkerdink (assumed name ) play guitar in Stead's band. And, unfortunately, have been working with the talentless goon for 5 years. "

Talentless goon? Thats an absolute disgrace! I'm no goon!

Henglegert is also the webmaster behind pigeonfanciers.com but we wont go into that just now... eh?

Excuse me I'm feeling a little psychotic today.....

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

I'll fetch you a cushion for your padded cell.

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

There is a nice ward that you can come and stay in for a bit here at the hospital - they give you sweets/candy (for our american members) all the time and it makes the world a lot of fun

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Is it the kind of 'hospital' where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I think I'm already in the asylum... oh hang on a minute. I'm at work. It's hard to tell the difference.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Did you enjoy yourselves last night D?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

aye aye? whats all this about then?

bonniepirateanne · Date: May 26, 2004

i've lost my miss sixty jeans - has anyone seen them? i might have left them in the usa

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Are these them? Oh, no. They're my Miss Sixty jeans. And very nice they are too!

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

Maybe Nate could take a quick look for you KT, it cant be that hard to find a missing pair of jeans can it?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Maybe Nate could take a quick look for you KT, it cant be that hard to find a missing pair of jeans can it?;

In little old yankee land? No problem! Y'all start vigilizing and I'll start looking!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

You guys can see EVERTHING from space now cant ya? with ya new fangled satellite thingies.....?

Go on - what colour pants am I wearin?

KT whats "miss sixty" mean?