The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sorry, dude. Was I supposed to be reading something on that page? I was distracted by the ad for the Pacifeeder. It's so cool. I want one. No! I want TWO!
'Nicole' seems a bit of a girlie name for a fraternal twin. Hmmm..... Perhaps what Ollie's not telling us is that he like to be called Nate-alie at the weekends!
Fraternal twins do not have to be of the same sex eh. Turns out this case we're not. My sister, Nicole, is 5 minutes older than I.
Sorry, dude. Was I supposed to be reading something on that page? I was distracted by the ad for the Pacifeeder. It's so cool. I want one. No! I want TWO! Why Pacifeeder?
Maybe the Vicster wouldn't have to shove flaming sticks of wax in her earholes if she used one:
Why Pacifeeder?
Pacifeeder® hands-free baby bottle promotes doctor recommended semi-upright feeding positions to help reduce ear infections.