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ddvmor


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KING BILLY'S RED CARPET
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It's a carpet.  It's red.  It's for King Billy.


Nuff sed.



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JonnyStead


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Are you speaking in tongues again - coz its off to the priest with you if you are!

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bonniepirateanne


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and i shall roll it out


teehee (he leaves today he leaves today, yyaaayyy)



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ddvmor


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Given the time differential over there, will he be arriving in the UK before he leaves the States?


I keep making his red carpet sticky, but then it unstickys itself.  I need stickier jam.



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I think it's more like someone's been licking it off.  But who???


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ddvmor


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Uh oh.  It looks like we're in danger of degenerating into rug-munching puns.  Careful...

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bonniepirateanne


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it's sticky now - i shall infrom his majesty see if we can't get a royal wave or something


no he arrives a day later with the time difference - he leaves wednedsay, arrives thursday - in london.. then he has to do something about getting a flight to belfast with two HUGE cases.. any suggestions?



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ddvmor


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I've passed your challenge on to the Vickster who will inform you of her findings in due course.

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VicM


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Which London Airport?


Gatwick has easyjet for £132 ish.


Bristol to Belfast is £32.00 if he can get to Bristol?!



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bonniepirateanne


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thanks the vickster... how far away is bristol..


i found a couple for £110.. the problem is he cant take any 'cheap' airlines because his bags are probably the weight of a small elephant


 


i found cheap ones from manchester.. but same deal - not london


 


(and he's flying into heathrow)



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VicM


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Yeah - sorry Easy Jet is small bags only too isn't it?


A lot of the web sites said to phone them for last last last minute type thingies.


 



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Tell King Williard to het his ass up to the highlands then jump a ship eh.

Ferry Time



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****, I have done it again! I am king of the typo I tell ya.

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ddvmor


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'Ere!  Someone's nicked me red carpet!!!

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Susan


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Have fun!

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bonniepirateanne


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i didn't nick the carpet


i was taking it to the airport.. here you can have it back now - he appreciated the welcome




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ddvmor


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Fair doos.  You seem to have got an odd stain on it, though.  It'll take me ages to scrub that out!

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bonniepirateanne


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my dad's a carpet cleaner.. i'll give you his card

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Susan


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Darren'll need more than his card to get THAT stain out!

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VicM


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Oxy'll do it.


Oxy is Darren's new best friend - everything gets washed with a scoop full of oxy now!!



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ddvmor


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And it has a great new flavour.  Kinda makes you swell up to immense proportions if you drink it, though.

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That'd be the fizz.....

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No train ride through the Highlands then? Oh well, I tried...


I tried to take a train from the red light district through Belgium into Paris, with a really attractive woman, only to have Northworst airlines tell me I needed to make my connection in Amerstam to Paris or they'd cancel my ticket home.


Why? Donate the ****ing ticket! I'm giving up a seat I paid for, for Christ's sake, what's the problem with skipping a leg?


So I sat in the bloody airport getting pished up on Heineken for 8 hours (noon their time, 5 am my time). What a waste. Basserds. 



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bonniepirateanne


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excuse me nate.. what are you talking about?

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ddvmor


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Dunno. Sounds bitter though, doesn't he.

(on second thoughts, did he say 'Heinekin'?)

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NateO


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My first post to this thread and this:


http://www.seat61.com/Northern-Ireland.htm



Well, my European vacation worked out in the end. But Plan A was a better one... Nice work Northworst Airlines!



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