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Dave Chappelle is back, and this time, it's personal. Also along for the ride, Wayne Brady. http://www.sparkimg.com/emoticons/thumbsup.gif
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This is pretty funny stuff, so be careful eh.  
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how i'm getting on with my revision:
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public class iWentDownStairs
{JTextArea output = New JTextArea (1001, 20); output.append("I am ");
for(int i = 0; i <=1000; i++) output.append("very/n ");
output.append("tired of studying this crap"); return output; }
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10 post replies in a row
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uninterrupted...
come on people where are you?
this makes 11 - of course this post will be obsolete in a while, but it does add to my post count
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And the 3000th post was...
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ARSE
Very eloquent.
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Where's my Vigil?
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There was me, risking life and limb all weekend and y'all didn't even hold a vigil for me...
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Wassup? Don't tell me you're all B...
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usy? Hang on... 1. Only one current thread. 2. No-one answering my texts. 3. Taking three hours to receive my e-mails. 4. I tried posting and my posts don't show.
Have I been black balled/ostracised/sent to Coventry/ ????
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OK I'm Sad But.....
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Access question -
Field sizes are limited to 250 characters -
My forms feed straight into fields - so my forms have boxes with 250 character limits -
Any thoughts on how I can make the boxes on my forms have more than 250 characters...... I'm so sad - cant believe I'm using the JD board for this - apol...
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Indeed!
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All right, I just cranked out a ton of data in a reasonably readable report, so I have survived another week. Unfortunately I must return to the office tomorrow, to which I do not get comp. time.
But that's neither here nor there. It's Friday evening, and I just got my tax return. Due to a few well...
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Tickle-Me-Elmo
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There is a factory in America that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Forema...
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where have all the posters gone?
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hello
you will all be pleased to know that in advance of my jdbb recruitment drive to the usa, i've already been encouraging some people to join - and i may have a nice young american lady on side - the trouble is i promised her a free toaster if she came along to play with us - so if y'all dont mind kee...
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FINALLY...
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I get my 10 minutes of allowed computer time at home! Have not been able to chat with yall cuz my kids stay on the pc until I get so tired that I just go to bed. Last nite was pretty spooky. Tornados everywhere! One flew over my house as I watched from the porch. It went NE 50 m...
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where has
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mitchell gone?
** new vigil alert **
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brushteeth
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this post matches susan's number of posts
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Candles
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I had my ears candled this morning.
Just thought you'd all like to know!
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Demographics
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Something Nate posted a couple of days ago got me thinking on the subject of the JDBB demographics. The regular posters are British (  ) with the notable exception of the great Mr Oliver (  ) himself and the odd guest appearance from Andromeda ( :floatin...
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My Most Recent Email Transmission
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From : Nate Oliver
Sent : Thursday, April 22, 2004 2:48 PM
To : virus_scanner@pcmagic.net
Subject : RE: virus found in sent message "Re: Excel file"
**** off.
From: "System Anti-Virus Administrator"
To: nate oliver@x.com
Subject: virus found in sent message "Re...
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What can we have as sticky now?
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Spicey Meatball
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Last night, I fried up eggs, sausage, taters. In addition to a pinch of garlic and copious pepper, I added my imported Chile Tepins.   
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