The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The thing with Guinness & Murphy's is that a good pint of Guinness is a thousand times better than a good pint of Murphy's. However, a bad pint of Guinness is much, much worse than a bad pint of Murphy's. Mind you, they're so rarely seen on the same bar, it's not like you have to decide between them.
Mmm Guinness - and im allowed to drink now that i am off the drugs - You dont see guinness and murphys in the same bar because they are from different suppliers and as most bars are tied to one supplier they cannot offer both on draft - although the bottle option is always there. (Unless the bar is a free house and then it can do pretty much whatever it wants )
As for the agressive drinking technique, i once witnessed a man drink three pints of guinness straight down i.e. he didnt stop for breath while he was drinking - the only reason that he didnt do them straight after each other is because guinness takes time to pour - basically he got the first one - i took his money to pay for it, and before i turned round to give him his change he had finished it * 3
Ah, different deal here, it's a free-for-all in terms of hops pop and barley soda offerings.
My, that is a fairly agressive approach to consumption! I would think a pint of Rumpleminz would be more effective. I'm not really a slam my beer kind guy, especially stout, the **** I was catching was for not letting it properly settle. Admittedly, cold beer does not sit for very long while in front of me (despite my not slamming it).
And this reminds of the quote of the day from me ol' China, O'Keefe some time ago on a road trip: "Let's slam these beers and hit the road."