The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I get my 10 minutes of allowed computer time at home! Have not been able to chat with yall cuz my kids stay on the pc until I get so tired that I just go to bed. Last nite was pretty spooky. Tornados everywhere! One flew over my house as I watched from the porch. It went NE 50 miles and took out 12 sq blocks. Another one 35 miles away killed 4 (so far). They are still looking thru the rubble.
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!