The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Life and limb? whats all that about then - have I missed something - something went on with you lot and I wasnt aware? how can this be - I DEMAND to know all the sordid details forthwith (good word - write that down)
Are vigils OK to be held retrospectively?
PS - can I invite a friend to join the forum?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Just think of poor Vicky. Her Mother in Law is 10 times worse than mine! He he he!
Stead - of course you can invite. Everyone's welcome. Just warn him not to expect an easy ride. And if we don't like him, he'll soon know heh heh heh...
Oh, Stead, Stead, Stead. Have you not been keeping up with current events on the JDBB. I've been visting the the in-laws and not-so-in-laws all weekend. I'm sure I mentioned it in a post a long time ago in a thread far, far away.
Very perilous. I think even Suzette's M.I.L. would cringe in the presence of the Mighty Mrs Morrissey of New Milton!
it would seem only right that there be a mighty mrs morrissey of new milton - what to produce such a great son
of course darren, we held a vigil for you, the whole of the jdbb kingdom practically came to a halt with poor NateO being forced to chat to.. well.. himself (NateO you repeat poster you) .. of course, when a vigil stops, it is no longer visible and we stopped when we saw you come back -
(altho, officially we were not aware you were in absentia, seeing you did actually post from your fancy-smanshy phone)