The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i'd like to point out that sometimes when darren uses the word special he means it in the 'proper' sense of the word - take for example, when he called me special - i know thats what he mean (</blissfully unaware>)
I'm back home by the way. Survived 2 sets of in-laws and my own personal hell. Returned home to an odd smell in the kitchen. I think it may have something to do with the washing up that I didn't do before I left for the weekend.