The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Can I be recognised by the King please? What can I be? Huh, huh? Go on, please. I've been good. I did miss you. I know I didn't vigilate, but you know I really did miss you, you know that.
I thought I was just taking the poster for our staff recognition scheme too seriously. It says 'Recognise a colleague today' on it in great big letters. It's astonishing how often people in the office declare 'I recognise you...' at the top of their voices!
When Suet asked for some recognition I simply followed the instruction to the letter.
oh i seeeee - not mean then at all, you were just following instructions - i dont recognise any of you - altho i have recollections of darren in a hard hat and floppy hair - is this correct?
quote: Originally posted by: THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF KINGS "Consider yourself similarly recognised, Sticky Vicky! Sutekh: It's only right and proper that you should love your King. I love my subjects too!"
I am not worthy, oh harnessed one. I surely would be overwhelmed by the merest drop of affection tossed my way.