The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
you will all be pleased to know that in advance of my jdbb recruitment drive to the usa, i've already been encouraging some people to join - and i may have a nice young american lady on side - the trouble is i promised her a free toaster if she came along to play with us - so if y'all dont mind keeping up that pretence when she arrives and we'll blame slow postal systems for several months until she forgets about the cooked bread and is a jdbb addict anyway
well the story goes, i joked that i got a free toaster if she joined.. then she decided she would join and recruit someone so she too could have the free toaster (altho still no sign)
it's a 4 sectioned delayed perfect slice popup timing one, chrome, with crumb tray and toasting cancel feature, with little black stubbly legs to keep it just off the sideboard, and a plug, attached to a cable, that attaches to the actual toaster
Right, so I attempted to recruit me ol' mucker, MOB. While he lives in Yankee land, he's actually an immigrant Yankee slacker, most belligerent in fact. But he said my avatar of Charlie Murphy getting roughed up by Rick James was a little over-the-top.
she won't notice 
(wow, that's meant to be a 'shh' but he kinda looks more like a.. nevermind)
That begs question as to her whereabouts then eh? I mean she does appear to have a lot riding on her appearance here. 
