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VicM · VicM

NateO · NateO

Lord have mercy. I was walking around and all of the sudden my big toe started locking up, to the extent where it felt like it was breaking with every step. Now I'm hobbling around Minneapolis with Lock-Toe, and I don't know why.

NateO · NateO

...woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit. ...man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. ...passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. ...man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. ...man who live in glass house, dress in basement. ...Kotex is n...

NateO · NateO

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what t...

VicM · VicM

AARRGH We have had a floor move over the weekend - I had to crate up all my books & stuff. The PC I have had some dodgy screen resolution that made everything MASSIVE and since our company have disabled most of the useful stuff on PCs I had to phone the IT help desk and ask them to change it for me....

VicM · VicM

Yummy yummy dry roasted peanuts!! By the way - it got cold - I had to put the heating on.

sha76jam · sha76jam

I would like to announce a new arrival to the home of Sharon, Shadow & their housemate Jan. She is a lop-eared rabbit named Willow who we adopted at the weekend. She is very sweet & friendly & was found in a car-park. She did have a friend with her, but he had to be put dow...

NateO · NateO

Will be airing in Minneapolis tonight.

Susan · Susan

This is possibly the last chance I'm gonna get to come here today. How am I gonna manage without you guys? Help. Keep a vigil or something. Send me texts. Anything, just help me survive the day, please. Please?

I won't even know what you're having for lunch.

Susan · Susan

Oh, the cr#p you have to deal with. Geesh. I've just had an argument with the bin men about the contents of my dustbin and one of them actually swore at me! Used the 'f' word if you please. I'm astounded. So astounded that I called the council and complained about him. Trouble is, now I'm...

NateO · NateO

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bend...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Nothing else to say, just playing!

NateO · NateO

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

How come you keep sending me email about being REALLY REALLY busy and yet I have seen you lots on here today..... hmm hmm?????????

Are you multi tasking like the old Amiga 500? God that sounds geeky........

VicM · VicM

Could this be a vigilante opportunity? (taking a breath ready to start inging...).

NateO · NateO

I must have the ability to edit my posts as I'm obviously incapable of getting it right the first time. In fact, it's my preferred technique, bollocks up a post, submit it, read it, then fix it. While I've shown much success on steps 1-3, I'm not having very much luck with #4. Please advise. :con...

NateO · NateO

Pan fired pistachio encrusted Walleye, white chedder mashed potatoes, green beens doused in butter.

Coupled with a Northstar lager. Quite exceptional really.

ddvmor · ddvmor

...which thread to post in first. They're all so interesting.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Turd Faced Wink (Preview)	VicM	6	676	Apr 28, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Gimped (Preview) Lord have mercy. I was walking around and all of the sudden my big toe started locking up, to the extent where it felt like it was breaking with every step. Now I'm hobbling around Minneapolis with Lock-Toe, and I don't know why.	NateO	20	953	Apr 28, 2004 by Susan
	Confucius Says.... (Preview) ...woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit. ...man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. ...passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. ...man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. ...man who live in glass house, dress in basement. ...Kotex is n...	NateO	5	692	Apr 28, 2004 by Susan
	Oh Bartender (Preview) A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what t...	NateO	5	622	Apr 28, 2004 by NateO
	Floor move (Preview) AARRGH We have had a floor move over the weekend - I had to crate up all my books & stuff. The PC I have had some dodgy screen resolution that made everything MASSIVE and since our company have disabled most of the useful stuff on PCs I had to phone the IT help desk and ask them to change it for me....	VicM	24	887	Apr 28, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Peanuts (Preview) Yummy yummy dry roasted peanuts!! By the way - it got cold - I had to put the heating on.	VicM	9	648	Apr 28, 2004 by ddvmor
	My Rabbit (Preview) I would like to announce a new arrival to the home of Sharon, Shadow & their housemate Jan. She is a lop-eared rabbit named Willow who we adopted at the weekend. She is very sweet & friendly & was found in a car-park. She did have a friend with her, but he had to be put dow...	sha76jam	14	938	Apr 28, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	The Seventh Sense... (Preview) Will be airing in Minneapolis tonight.	NateO	7	758	Apr 28, 2004 by Susan
	I'm gonna be bored (Preview) This is possibly the last chance I'm gonna get to come here today. How am I gonna manage without you guys? Help. Keep a vigil or something. Send me texts. Anything, just help me survive the day, please. Please? I won't even know what you're having for lunch.	Susan	20	819	Apr 28, 2004 by Susan
	Who'd be a housewife, eh? ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Oh, the cr#p you have to deal with. Geesh. I've just had an argument with the bin men about the contents of my dustbin and one of them actually swore at me! Used the 'f' word if you please. I'm astounded. So astounded that I called the council and complained about him. Trouble is, now I'm...	Susan	30	1758	Apr 27, 2004 by ddvmor
	Maneuver (Preview) A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bend...	NateO	0	563	Apr 27, 2004 by NateO
	Yay, we can have more than one thread! (Preview) Nothing else to say, just playing!	sha76jam	6	669	Apr 27, 2004 by ddvmor
	Words Women Use (Preview) FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING...	NateO	1	598	Apr 27, 2004 by ddvmor
	Darren my dear chap please explain? (Preview) How come you keep sending me email about being REALLY REALLY busy and yet I have seen you lots on here today..... hmm hmm????????? Are you multi tasking like the old Amiga 500? God that sounds geeky........	JonnyStead	3	620	Apr 27, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Where's Mitchell (Preview) Could this be a vigilante opportunity? (taking a breath ready to start inging...).	VicM	3	592	Apr 27, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Advise ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I must have the ability to edit my posts as I'm obviously incapable of getting it right the first time. In fact, it's my preferred technique, bollocks up a post, submit it, read it, then fix it. While I've shown much success on steps 1-3, I'm not having very much luck with #4. Please advise. :con...	NateO	50	1838	Apr 26, 2004 by NateO
	My Supper ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Pan fired pistachio encrusted Walleye, white chedder mashed potatoes, green beens doused in butter. Coupled with a Northstar lager. Quite exceptional really.	NateO	47	2045	Apr 26, 2004 by ddvmor
	I just can't decide... (Preview) ...which thread to post in first. They're all so interesting.	ddvmor	12	619	Apr 26, 2004 by ddvmor
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