The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Its roasting here - windows open and fans on to keep us hard working I.T. people chilled out, hang on the server room has air con, i may just find an excuse to go over there
humph, the botanical gardens has been without two of it's most prized visitors today (you and me, joe) .. i had exam this morning then straight to work