Should I be scared?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Should I be scared?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

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NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Right, and thanks Sharon. ;)

It's from a girl a that I cared for.

bonniepirateanne · Date: Apr 25, 2004

eeep

girls are strange creatures

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Don't be scared.

Be very, very frightened! .

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Think it very much depends on the circumstances - if she is a bit barmy you should probably keep your distance -

if she is a nice girl who dumped you - talk but dont get your hopes up (be cautious grasshopper) -

If she is a nice girl that you dumped - all depends on whether you regret dumping her really -

Does that cover all the bases nate?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Not all the bases, Dude.

What if she's a blood sucking alien?

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Well the meaning's obvious! It is almost definitely one of the following:

1. She wants to get back with you

2. She wants to slowly remove all your internal organs with a teaspoon

3. She wants to see if you could get on as friends

4. She thinks it's time you were reminded of every single thing you did wrong when you were together

5. She's trying to make her current boyfriend jealous

6. She's just realised she still has one of your CDs & thought you might like it back

7. She's just realised you still have one of her CDs & she wants it back

8. She just feels like catching up

9. Something else

Are you going to regret it if you don't call?

bonniepirateanne · Date: Apr 25, 2004

sharon, you left off a specific one:

10) she could be a blood sucking alien

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Ooh, what an oversite! Thanks Katie!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Because Nate hasnt replied to this string in 10 hours it is a disting possibility that she was indeed a blood sucking alien - and now the blood is sucked -

Or he's in bed due to the time difference.....

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

I have survived!

Well, I had a few strong shots of booze, a few cigarettes and made the call. Voice mail with no return call.

Nice hit list Sharon, I suspect the answer does lie in their somewhere. I'm going to guess 1,2,3 or 9. If this person had been cap-challenged historically, I might say 8, but she's clearing hollering at me for effect.

We shall see!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Wow, Nate. I can't wait to hear the outcome!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

If I continue to survive, I shall let ye know the status lassie.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Oooh, yes please. I just lurve hearing about other people's exploits!

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Well you now have 2 options:

1. Try calling her again & risk being accused of pestering her (or stalking, depending on her sanity levels)

2. Do nothing & risk being accused of ignoring her & not caring

Your choice. Good luck!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

So, as I supspected then, I'm ****ed then.

Thanks for insiders take S!

Really need to get that book Men are from Earth and Women aren't me thinks.

Thanks everyone!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Does that cover all the bases nate?

I kind of wish it did Stead. Unfortunately the situation's far more convoluted. We went out on a few dates, and then we didn't call each other for a few months. It probably was never a situation where one of said, 'that's it.'

The funniest bit about it was that I was @ happy hour with my old man, and he bird-dogged after I commented on how she didn't strike me as having roughed up with the ugly stick. SPO, you can be my wingman any day!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Actually, I should tell the whole 'meeting' story as the whole thing is funny (in my estimation).

So SPO's in there laying it down really thick. "You've got to meet my son, he's good looking, well endowed, has a rapist's wit, blah blah blah" For like 45 minutes. Meanwhile, the 'Swede' showed up and I'm getting roughed up with him, a litre of beer in one hand and a shot of Rumple in the other. So, eventually, I look back over the old man, and he's still working it, so I buy her a beer.

I invite her to shoot pool with us, to which she agrees. She comments about my Dad, "your friend really thinks I need to meet his son, do you know him?" I says "Yep, he's a clown."

So, anyway, the evening’s progressing as is my level of inebriation. The old man takes off, and we head to a quaint bar, and now we're drinking martini's. By 2 am I'm blacked out, can barely stand up, can't form coherent sentences. She's not sober either (I think, don't recall). So I slur out “yer not driving anywhere.” I live downtown, she does not, so we catch a cab back to my place. At which point I says, “You're in the bed, and I'm on the couch." Then promptly pass out on the couch.

I wake up the next morning, we're both laying on the bed, top of the covers, fully dressed. Not sure how that happened… So we're watching football, and my old man who was staying with me (long story) gets out of the shower, cooks up breakfast then flies to Amsterdam.

Quite a deal eh. This year's going to be an interesting read in my memoirs I believe.

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Wow, great story. "Fully dressed" hur hur! "Don't know how that happened": you mangy dog you!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Well, actually, I think I'm innocent here, trying to be gentleman in fact, while a drunk one at that point in time.

I am told that I followed a process that I usually follow. Nod off on couch, wake up @ 5 am, migrate towards bed. I am also told that my activity woke her up and she elected to migrate that way as well as she was sleeping on the couch as well, despite my advisement to do otherwise.

But this is all second hand news, I couldn't tell you one way or another. For all I know, she manipulated the situation!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

That's a great story, Mr Oliver. And unlike some people here, I truly believe that you were perfectly chivalrous at all time, despite your inebriation

One question, though. What was so bad about staying with you that your Dad felt the need to leave the country?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

You definitely ask the tough questions Darren! In my hungover state of bewilderment, I didn’t even think to ask him. If I had to speculate, I’d have to say it’s either:

1)He was tired of fixing me and my friends breakfast

2)He felt like a third wheel

But, I can’t verify this at this point in time.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

The second of these would seem to imply that you and this female associate are, in fact wheels. Surely a third wheel would simply provide further stability.

That said, perhaps he was not comfortable in a 3 way relationship...

(fixed your coffee machine, by the way!)

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Thanks for that King, might gracious of you!

I'm not so certain of three-wheel stability, I crashed my tricycle many a day.

Ah, I feel another personal story coming on.

So, I'm five years old and at the family reunion. It's at a park and there's this metal duck on a large spring that you kind of go back and forth on. I must have clipped myself one way or another, and not realizing my Grandma and some of her sisters were listening, I proclaim "This God damned duck is dangerous!"

Back to the old man. Yeah, it's hard to say, maybe he just wanted to go pick up a brick of hash or something.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Perhaps it's the way you ride 'em, Nate.

I really don't see what your Gran could have found offensive in the work 'Duck'.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Yeah, me neither. We're generally very aligned.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hm. Don't think I've ever been aligned with anyone before. Feels good.

Congratulations, incidentally, on your 386th post. Very good.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Ah, thank you sir. It's been a great pleasure contributing the bored and the cause.

Right, aligned, like a meeting of the minds.

Actually, Grandma celebrated the event, as she has from time to time since.

The irony is that my father as a wee lad, also 5, answered the door to find the towns pastor standing there. The pastor inquired "Is your father available?" To which SPO says "Yep, he's out in the God damned barn."

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Nate my dear chap - Your life reads like a movie script - I even care about the key characters!

My life used to be exciting too you know! oh yes - once my car broke down..... and I'm not kiddin ya! Where's my life gone?