The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's a simple hierarchical quantum wibbly question, really. I'm running queries on the data warehouse, which for a change is playing silly buggers this morning. Which means that whilst the queries are running, I'm doing some access stuff with really BIG tables which means more waiting time. So while my puter's sunning sql assistant and access simultaneously it rund so damn slowly, it's f*ck all use for anything else, other than adding the odd post on here.
So that's what I'm doing.
I can also simultaneously answer the phone and post! Yeah, baby I'm the King!