The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Brutal. First off, I had to go to work this morning. Then, several people asked me questions and refused to listen to the answer. Then my internet connection was all bolloxed up. Can someone pass the cheese to sample my whine.
Holy ****balls! Well done lass, special indeed. So special I am going to send you lots of scrummy chocolates, as should everyone!
You'd better not, we wouldn't want to confuse people. See, now that's what I'm talking about. Not to edit just anyone's post, but go back into a bollxed up post and bollocks it up some more.