The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Kit was an experimental reference to Katie, which is short for Katherine as I now understand it. And no, like Jim is to James, Dick is to Richard and Betty is to Elizabeth, it need not be a transparent association.
Come on people, get with the program. I can't do this by myself.
Alrighty Sharon, register up here <a href="http://www.mrexcel.com/board2/index.php">MrExcel Message Board</a> and we'll see who's talking about what.
I shall indeed sign up. In fact I could have done with that link a few weeks back! (I do vaguely remember you mentioning it over on UA, so I have no-one but myself to blame!) However as it is the weekend it will have to wait.
Anyway, why so keen for me to sign up? Can you by any chance edit me over there?
It's not fair! Here I am doing my son-ly duties and you guys are all having loadsa fun without me. I don't get to chat up the Jammie birds or edit other people's posts! Instead I have to sit in the M.I.L.'s lounge pretending I really do want to watch Love Spastically with them. I am only able to post cos my flashy mobile phone lets me view the JDBB (albeit on a tiny screen!). They haven't cottoned on yet...
By the way, Nate, the board options only have 2 settings: edit ALL posts or edit NO posts. I have only given the power to my trusty lieutenants to date, although I could be persuaded to formally appoint an ambassador to the USA. (hmm..hmm?)
"With great power comes great responsibility" Superman - 1978
Be wary oh wise one as the old saying goes - "withold the power of the editing of the posts on the board that is bored unless it shall be deemed to be stead who may edit" you cant argue with the greats -
"Love spastically" I dont think thats politically correct but made me laugh my nads off.....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quite right - got the films mixed up - Jonathan Kent said "I dont know why you're on this planet son but I do know its not to score a touch down every time"
Or words to that effect
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Although, at least here, editing others posts is appreciated. Do it at MrE and you're going to get a 10 page thread on how yankee Mods are worse than Bush in terms of power abuse.
Really you must stop advertising Mr Excel in the asylums! How dare anyone try & steal our (ie British) mad-cows & boxing day? (& really, how can any holiday be wrong?) Possibly not worth an 8 page debate mind.