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Fairies anyone?
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http://www.emmadavies.net/fairy/default.aspx?firstname=&lastname=Feather Goblinfrost, well not prettiest name I admit, but she's a bringer of wealth! So...
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I need another research grant!
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Cow farts this time!
Sorry, sorry. No. It's not fart research. It's er... reasearch into how much gas a cow emits. not farting at all. No farts here. Just gas.
Phew. 
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ddvmor
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Robot
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Look at this new android thing - very cool!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm
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Copper
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In the worst possible taste
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But it kinda made me chuckle anyway...
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ddvmor
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Santa's entered a new life decade..
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Happy Birthday Santa!
I won't tell everyone how old you are now. Just that it sounds a bit like hurty.
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Copper
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I dont know about you lot
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I cant wait Until they ban it.
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HaloBurn
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Metaphors
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These are supposedly metaphors from actual GCSE essays. Some of 'em are pretty funny. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumbl...
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ddvmor
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Yet another reason...
(Preview)
... to not wear high heeled shoes....
High Heels Can Drive You Crazy
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Aodan
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One for Halo
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A foul mouthed parrot for our Piratey friend.
Heh heh heh. So cool. I want one!
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ddvmor
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Clean Screen
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I noticed that my monitor was a bit grubby, so I cleaned the outside. It didn't make a huge amount of difference, so I did a Google search and came up with this amazing resource.
Apparently the electrons build up on the inside of the screen with time, and the picture deteriorates. I found this free prog...
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ddvmor
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And In International News
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The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's White Flag factory, ef...
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ddvmor
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Space Shuttle
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The space shuttle takes off in half an hour os so.
So cool...
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ddvmor
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My enormous sandwich
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Why did no-one warn me that a 'large' chicken roll from Subway would be bigger than my car? I practically broke my back hauling back to the office!
Still eating an hour later. My jaw hurts... 
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ddvmor
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Threads per page
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Seems the JDBB is acting very sluggish right now for me and also I am only seeing 10 threads per page (the main page). Has this changed from whatever it was?
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BrianS
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Romance
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk an...
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NateO
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Buy My Stuff
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Heh heh heh. Now I'm gonna spam my own forum.
If you go here, you can purchase loads of really... er... cool and overpriced stuff with the JDBB logo on. I myself have just ordered one of the nicest mugs I've ever seen!
I've set the commission level at 0%, so you don't need to worry a...
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ddvmor
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Giant Gummy Bear
(Preview)
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ddvmor
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Squash...
(Preview)
...is a dangerous game.
I have played Squash for over 5 years, happily storming round the court, wonderful stress relief.
Yesterday, however, I sustained a nasty injury. My squash buddy whacked me in the ear with a flying squash ball and I have experienced a nasty buzzy nois...
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