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Copper


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Squash...
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...is a dangerous game.


I have played Squash for over 5 years, happily storming round the court, wonderful stress relief. 


Yesterday, however, I sustained a nasty injury.  My squash buddy whacked me in the ear with a flying squash ball and I have experienced a nasty buzzy noise since.




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At the risk of stealing Nate's line...


Beware the flying squash ball!



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Does it kinda sound like this: 'Buuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzuzzzzzzzzbbzzzzzzbbbbbzzzzzzuuzzzzzz'?

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Pardon?  Did someone say something?




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What can I say, Copp?  I told you it was dangerous.


So now you have a speech impediment AND a hearing problem.  Just need someone to poke you in the eye and you have a full set!



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Grrrrrr. 


Actually, I am confronting my fear and getting straight back on.  Playing Big Mike after work...Eek!



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Big Mike, eh?  Sounds scary.  How big is he?

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Lots bigger than me.  And better at squash.




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Lots bigger than you, eh?    Hmmm...

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Ok, I realise that isn't hard...


 



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Not really...


Be careful out there!  Try not to get clobbered!



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I survived Squash.  But Big Mike beat me 8:0



Should I opt out gracefully and let the poor fellow play against someone who can hit it back??? 


(he is so fast it is truly ridiculous...)




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Sounds like your outclassed. 


There's no shame in being beaten.  Just dishonour and ridicule.



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