The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Definetly should be banned in cars, it's a distraction like mobile phones; and people are reckless while fannying about with trying to light up and steer at 70mph or are more interested in holding their cigarette than steering properly.
Only a true **CUCUMBER** would crash their car while lighting a cigarette, someone who shouldn't be driving in any case. It's much harder to drink a beverage without spilling it when you're driving then to smoke, I know.
Smoking is a no-brainer. It requires far less mental concentration (like none) than a phone conversation and nowhere near the coordination of drinking a beverage or changing a cd... Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken, to be sure, they've obviously have never tried it.
Now what can be distracting is dropping a lit cigarette in your lap, not recommended.
The 'saftey improvement' argument is a hot load of bollox. And, I'm still smoking in my car. Jersey's not for me anyways...
The two big horror stories for me whilst smoking and driving were -
1 When the cig sticks to your lips, your fingers slide along it and take the red hot tip off straight on to your crotch - at 70mph that makes life interesting
2 The other is flicking it out of the window just for the wind to push it straight back in (or even through the sunroof which happened to me once) with it landing in the back and setting fire to back seat - explain that one to your insurance company!
I still say it though - you cant truly be Rock N Roll unless you smoke and drink JD (even me - I know I know you dont believe me but it is true)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Bar and restaurant workers in New York are suffering fewer sore throats and runny noses since the state's workplace smoking ban went into effect, health officials reported Wednesday.
The reduction is linked to the dramatic decline in employees' exposure to second-hand smoke, according to findings published in the August issue of Tobacco Control, a public health journal. Prior to the smoking ban in 2003, employees reported being exposed to 12 hours of smoke over a four-day period; that figure dropped to 12 minutes in 2004.
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The saliva of the study's 32 participants was measured for levels of cotinine, a byproduct of nicotine and a marker of exposure to second-hand smoke.
Cotinine levels in participants declined by 78 percent within the first year after the law went into effect, according to the report.