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RE: I dont know about you lot


Susan wrote:



Smoking kills.  That's all there is to it.



Unless you're the Highlander, Conner McCloud, everything kills you, it's simply a matter of time.


All systems move from order to disorder, your body is such a system. It's called Entropy:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy


And it's a law of Physics. The human body is not a fine Brandy, it tends to deteriorate with age, as you may or may not have noticed.


Either way, I'll be smoking in my car. Thank you!



-- Edited by NateO at 17:20, 2005-07-26

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HaloBurn wrote:



Definetly should be banned in cars, it's a distraction like mobile phones; and people are reckless while fannying about with trying to light up and steer at 70mph or are more interested in holding their cigarette than steering properly.



Only a true **CUCUMBER** would crash their car while lighting a cigarette, someone who shouldn't be driving in any case. It's much harder to drink a beverage without spilling it when you're driving then to smoke, I know.


Smoking is a no-brainer. It requires far less mental concentration (like none) than a phone conversation and nowhere near the coordination of drinking a beverage or changing a cd... Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken, to be sure, they've obviously have never tried it.


Now what can be distracting is dropping a lit cigarette in your lap, not recommended.


The 'saftey improvement' argument is a hot load of bollox. And, I'm still smoking in my car. Jersey's not for me anyways...



-- Edited by NateO at 19:24, 2005-07-26

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NateO wrote:


Only a true **CUCUMBER** would crash their car while lighting a cigarette

Eloquent as always... he he he

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The two big horror stories for me whilst smoking and driving were -


1   When the cig sticks to your lips, your fingers slide along it and take the red hot tip off straight on to your crotch - at 70mph that makes life interesting


2   The other is flicking it out of the window just for the wind to push it straight back in (or even through the sunroof which happened to me once) with it landing in the back and setting fire to back seat - explain that one to your insurance company!


I still say it though - you cant truly be Rock N Roll unless you smoke and drink JD (even me - I know I know you dont believe me but it is true)



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JonnyStead wrote:


you cant truly be Rock N Roll unless you smoke and drink JD (even me - I know I know you dont believe me but it is true)

Silly boy.  You can't smoke or drink JDs.   

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Mmmmmm JD, I have demolished half a birthday bottle of Jack in one week

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Ew, yucky.


Jack Daniels smells like burning tyres. 


...as for kissing after JD consumption...nope nope nope.



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Copper wrote:

Ew, yucky.
Jack Daniels smells like burning tyres. 
...as for kissing after JD consumption...nope nope nope.




My wife says the same thing, lol and hey cop don't you smoke?

Em Pot

Kettle

Black??

ya slimey land lubber that want's to be keel hauled yarrrrrrr

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Yes, yes, ripe with contradictions..


Giving up soon!!!  Watch this space...



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just plain wrong

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Hmm.  Can't view that one at work...


Here, Halo.  Aren't you half way through a week off now?  



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Yeah but I am a victim of a strange scientific forumula

housework = (my week off * my wife's working / shafted)

It's a universal truth!

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Heh.  You're so screwed!

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JonnyStead wrote:


The two big horror stories for me whilst smoking and driving were


{snip}


Er, done both myself, and stll managed to avoid doing anything too crazy on the road. But this is a freak accident, like spilling your beer.

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ddvmor wrote:


Eloquent as always... he he he

Always, dude!

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Copper wrote:


Ew, yucky. Jack Daniels smells like burning tyres.  ...as for kissing after JD consumption...nope nope nope.

Sorry Cop it wasnt an offer!

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'Sok Stead.  Copp's used to dealing with apes.  You don't need to be ashamed of your natural...er... beauty...

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JonnyStead wrote:







Copper wrote: Ew, yucky. Jack Daniels smells like burning tyres.  ...as for kissing after JD consumption...nope nope nope.


Sorry Cop it wasnt an offer!






Sniff. My world just crumbled.

-- Edited by Copper at 09:02, 2005-07-28

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Back on the subject of smoking...





Bar and restaurant workers in New York are suffering fewer sore throats and runny noses since the state's workplace smoking ban went into effect, health officials reported Wednesday.


The reduction is linked to the dramatic decline in employees' exposure to second-hand smoke, according to findings published in the August issue of Tobacco Control, a public health journal. Prior to the smoking ban in 2003, employees reported being exposed to 12 hours of smoke over a four-day period; that figure dropped to 12 minutes in 2004.


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The saliva of the study's 32 participants was measured for levels of cotinine, a byproduct of nicotine and a marker of exposure to second-hand smoke.


Cotinine levels in participants declined by 78 percent within the first year after the law went into effect, according to the report.




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