The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When I was younger I always wanted to get a parrot.. then I went round to my friends mum's house. She had 4 caniry birds... god what a racket they made! They are most defently evil.. anyway thats put me of owning a bird ever since! But then again a swearing parrot would be funny :3
Thinking about it my cat would promtly eat any bird that came anywere near my house.. oh well
My father in law keeps a big nasty grey parrot in his store - its got beady eyes and a razor sharp beak. The thing has to be 800 years old by this point.
So far as I know he's not a potty mouth - but he's scary enough that he doesn't have to be.
I also had a friend who's mother kept birds - and she would just let them fly around the house - you always had to watch to make sure you didn't get pooped on.
yarr me old parrot yarrrrr bleeding thing only says , "buggerit, ya bilge lubber and a can of poppinjays" or "Kybosh yer schpeedado my old cockney rhyming spammer"
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