The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, and thanks again for the cake - it was yummy.
So far my hurtyeth birthday has been great. I got a CD that Mrs. Santa has wanted for ages from Mrs. Santa, and a £30 (oohh, perhaps I'll get a £31 voucher next year???) amazon gift voucher from Copper. I have spent this on a dub album, a funk album and a new 'puter game - hussah! Only downside is that the basserds can't promise to deliver it before the 10th of August
Tonight I might go shooting, and then home to Mrs.Santa and baby Santa for the eating of fillet steak and the drinking of red wine.