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Chewie
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Hmmm. Seems Chewie has his own blog. Looks like someone has even more time on his hands then me!
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Missing the point?
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Human rights doubt over smoke ban
A joint committee of MPs and peers has questioned whether the government's plans for a smoking ban in England are consistent with human rights laws.
The Health Bill would ban smoking in all enclosed public places except pubs and clubs that do not serve f...
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Ooooook then
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http://www.gorillamask.net/prom.shtml
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Pfrrrt Pfrrrt Pffffffffffrt!
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Pfrrrt
You're Welcome. -- Edited by Aodan at 05:33, 2006-02-03
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woohoo
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Hey I'm not a convict anymore  I heart my new name. Now if I could only move in to my new house already! I want to start ripping up floors!
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Where is that...
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...thing at the bottom of the page that used to tell you who's logged on?
I miss it I do! 
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Batman O'Leary
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Huh?
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Hey...where am I and how did I get here?
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Vic?
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Hmmm, has she gone missing?
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Tom Baker
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Heh
Actor Baker becomes voice of text
Former Doctor Who actor Tom Baker is to be the voice of a talking text message service for three months.
He replaces BT's computerised voice which currently translates texts into voice messages on a landline.
Baker, 72, who also narrate...
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My Starving Cat
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Last weekend, I had the pleasure of a visit from my dear mother. Now, as her cat is poorly and on a special diet, she decided to bring Rochester two surplus bags of cat bicuits, the kind that's a complete cat food in easy-to-crunch, fish shaped bits.
Rochester is used to dried complete food like...
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There's not much worse...
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...than walking into the loos at work and hearing someone straining like they're having a baby in one of the cubicles. It's enough to make you walk straight out again. 
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OIl prices
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Explain this one to me. I just saw on the news again that the price of gasoline is going up. The reason they say, is that the price of crude oil is going up. Now if that is the case, why doesn't the price of a can of oil at the local auto store go up and down. Why doesn't the pric...
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Magic M&Ms
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I just had a wild experience-
I looked in my bag of M&Ms and saw 3 left (all blue) so I took one out and ate it.
When I looked back in the back I STILL had 3 left! - woohoo! I said to myself... the magic was a one shot deal though - cause now I only have two 
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Wow!
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Going to Milan at the weekend & the hotel has....
...............wait for it...............
&nb...
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Highway Robbery Still Exists
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I just popped over to my local taxi firm to enquire how much a 20 mile journey from Wells to Bristol would be.
Somewhere in the 60 quid range was the reply. Does anyone else find that a little excessive?
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Moron
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Heh heh heh. One of the guys on my floor, whose surname is 'Moran' has just had a cheque from the Inland Revenue made payable to 'Mr D Moron'.
Made me laugh, anyway...
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I'm an addict
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Hello everyone. My name is And.... and I'm addicted to Text Twist
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Er. Heh.
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Heh heh heh heh.
I found a funny toy. You can replace words in quotes from Lord of the Rings and make Tolkien's frankly crappy dialogue into Tourettes! Try it out. This is what I came up with (sorry, it's a bit rude):
The berk of Saruman 'feckin\' things and feckin animals...
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