The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i stayed in the most awesome hotel in new york (awesome cause the suite was HUGE and not too expensive)
and gorgeous..
and yes, they had a pillow menu too - it was aweeeesome. in fact i stole the menu, brought it home and now leave it on the pillows of my guests
although some of my guests have complained that no-one answers the phone when they call '9'. other's have noticed that we don't have a telephone in the spare bedroom.