The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Woo hoo Vicster? I havent seen her for a bit - I shall (I'm sure) cross paths over the weekend - in the meantime JDK advises she is busy busy at work - !"
That is generally the ploy of a man who has done away with his wife. I'd check out the understairs cupboard for any strange smells if you get the chance Stead. It could have been the King using her Logon to make us all think she's still around... Go go Gadget Stead!
Hey guys. Work is a bag of poo at the moment. Didn't get sick from an undercooked mastodon steak - I did have a mixed grill though with a medium rare steak in - yummy!!