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RE: Missing the point?



NateO wrote:


I haven't met many non-smokers who aren't anti-smoke.


 I'm in trouble...



Argh! Being right isn't always fun. One and done...


Next!!



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She blew you off?

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Yep. One and done! Too smokey!


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maybe you should quit?

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bonniepirateanne wrote:



maybe you should quit?



Too late I'm afraid, she beat me to the punch!


I am tinkering with the notion of not smoking anymore, though.



-- Edited by NateO at 20:26, 2006-01-24

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NateO wrote:

bonniepirateanne wrote:
maybe you should quit?

Too late I'm afraid, she beat me to the punch!
I tinkering with the notion of not smoking anymore, though.




er... i was referring to the smoking..

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Oh.


Yes, well, I am considering that.



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Good plan Mr O.  Just think of all that spare cash you could spend on...er...booze?

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Susan wrote:


Good plan Mr O.  Just think of all that spare cash you could spend on...er...booze?


Hey good point there, Suey-mate, I guess the glass is more than half-full!!


So, I'm going through a weaning process, as going cold-turkey sounds physically traumatizing, as noted here:


http://www.tfy.drugsense.org/tfy/addictvn.htm


So, I would normally smoke around 20 cigarettes/day. For seven days, starting today, I intend to smoke no more than 15 cigarettes/day. The next week, 10 cigarettes/day. The next week, 5/cigarettes day. The week after, maybe 1/day or none, pending... After that, gonzo!!



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I like the "Uncle Buck" five-year plan


I stopped smoking cigarettes.
Isn't that something?

I'm on to cigars.
I'm on a five-year plan.

I eliminated cigarettes,
then I go to cigars, then to pipes...

then to chewing tobacco,
then the nicotine gum.



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And by the time you've tried all those, there'll be a new socially acceptable way to take the drug

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hehe clap good plan sir

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I thank you.

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This is working!


Day 1: 15 cigs. Day 2: 11 cigs. Day 3: Not sure yet, but so far, so good.


Doesn't sound like much, I know, but Monday it was more like 25.


Weaning away!!



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wow, quicker than expected! you are surely superman

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bonniepirateanne wrote:


wow, quicker than expected! you are surely superman


Well, that might be a stretch, but I have a nice pace going today as well, much like yesterday.


Might have ourselves a real weaner here!!



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Dude... you gotta read the book.  Then you won't need any of this weaning nonsense!


I know exactly one million people who have read it, now and none of them have failed...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 22:07, 2006-01-26

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You know one million people?!


No dude, I'm weaning... I'm continuing with the Nate Oliver weaning programme, thank you.



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Well... if you're sure.  Only I know that the weaning can chafe a little...

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Chafe?


You're kind of fubar anyway... The only way to quit smoking is to quit nicotine, period. There is a chemical response, it's strongest around day-3, then your brain realizes that something is missing and compensates...


This is because it takes three days for you to flush nicotine, I'm on day three of my weaning and I notice it, but tomorrow will be better. The trick is, as you drop off, is to survive day-3 when your reservoir is gone, then you're in like Flynn as the body will compensate, somewhat.


The other trick is to take is easy on coffee, as mentioned in point #2, here:
http://kellenheller.blogspot.com/2005/11/two-little-known-facts-about-nicotine.html


I drink absurd amounts of coffee...


Heh, I see Joel doesn't seem to agree with me:


http://whyquit.com/joel/Joel_01_13_gradual_withdrawal.html


I'll show him.



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heh.  Joel is absolutely right dude.  It'll do you no good at all.  Even cold turkey will be shite, though - although you'll get a far better and quicker result.  The book on the other hand will bypass all the nasty stuff.  I know this to be true.  Ask Stead.

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He might be for most, but not for me. Yesterday, 12 cigarettes. Keep in mind I would normally smoke ~25 smokes per day when I think about it, so I'm already running at half-dosage and not really hurting too bad. In fact, I feel pretty good. I'm not waking up quite as groggy and I'm more attentive, even with just scaling back...


I think he might be right about the 1-cig a day drop for someone who smokes 40 cigarettes a day, that takes a long time, and your body never really settles on a consistent dose, because, there's no consistency.


My attack is quite different, in fact. Three consistent, substantial, yet manageable cuts, where I give my body three chances to adjust to new intake levels. I believe in doing so that my physical addiction problems will be minimized and this gives me the greatest chance for success.


Book or not, there is a physical dependency, and I have no chance of success, I just don't, with going cold turkey. The other reason this works for me, is that it allows me some time to become very disciplined about when and how much I smoke, something I have never been, while I'm not in physical anguish, gettting in this habbit will serve me well.


Go the weaner!!!.



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Maybe you're missing the point, dude?




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Ooh, fingers crossed for you Nate, hope it works.

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I frequently miss the point. 


Good luck, anyway, dude.  Maybe you should have some money riding on it.  You said that makes you play like a pro, why shouldn't it help you quit like a pro!



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Professional cigarette quitter?


Well, it's like I've always said, better to have loved and lost than listen to 'Lost in Love' by Air Supply.


http://www.gildavis.com/Where_d_It_Come_From_/Let_s_Laff/One-Liners/Groaners/groaners.html




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