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JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Please see the commentary below from the BBC Fighting at light heavyweight, Hearns was ahead on all three scorecards when referee Dale Grable stopped the bout. Hearn's son Ronald scored a spectacular middleweight knock out of Kirk Douglas on the undercard to stay unbeaten. - It wasnt...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RECTAL-MEDICAL-SPECULUM-TOP-QUALITY-NEW_W0QQitemZ7572476824QQcategoryZ11816QQrdZ1Q...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Heh heh heh heh... Is it wrong that this article should amuse me in a kind of drippingly ironic kinda way...? Prostitutes call for ban on GTASex workers cry foul, say game "accrues points to players for the depiction of rape and murder of prostitutes." The Grand Theft Auto franchise is getting a...

NateO · NateO

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/hockey/cs-0602090228feb09,1,3966529.story?coll=cs-hockey-print

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

ok, so my friend recently was surfing around on the internet as many of us are so well versed at doing, looking for competitions to enter, when she found this one: Godiva Chocolate Hoorah! 80 boxes of choccies and lo...

NateO · NateO

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?" They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're...

command_z · command_z

I would just like to say that I excoriate those people who do not bathe on a regular basis. See, I learnt sumpin today

Zem YN3B · Zem YN3B

I just now got what Mr. Penn (or Teller) is doing at the top of the screen. Funny. It reminds me of this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/3788/

ddvmor · ddvmor

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your De...

NateO · NateO

Chalupa Nacho Cheese - Carne Asada (Grilled Steak)

ddvmor · ddvmor

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girl...

Zem YN3B · Zem YN3B

Darn curmudgeony brits ... NAPEAGUE, New York (AP) -- A boat captain who sent a message out to sea in a bottle says he received a reply from Britain -- accusing him of littering. "I kind of felt like no good deed goes unpunished," Harvey Bennett, 55, told the East Hampton Star. The plastic b...

NateO · NateO

Yep, apparently so. Check it: http://www.student-direct.co.uk/?p=1174

ddvmor · ddvmor

So I was reading this article on the old BBC Website. I wasn't expecting it to make me laugh, but it did. To summarise... scientists can't decide which is the smallest fish. Apparently this stems from being unable to determine whether a 6mm fish is fully grown or not. It was a quote fro...

sharkjf115 · sharkjf115

Found a pack in my local Tesco the other day. Suffice to say there aren't any left now. You get just a little hint of Vimto when eating them. Not bad at all.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Thieves evade randy guard dog A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil. After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the bitch near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper. And while the guard dog was distracted, the...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Dear All None of you will know my Dad or indeed his dogs. But he has 2 jack russells (bitches) Called Amy and Zoe - they are 12. They are lovely dogs, have never bitten anyone and dont even yap - Amy has a special thing for me - she loves to lick the salt off the skin on ym hands and is always ver...

Andromeda · Andromeda

Darrin's been sick all week with a bad sinus infection. Finally got to the point on Friday that I ended up taking him to the emergency room because he was just so sick. But the whole time he wasn't feeling well, man I didn't go within 10 feet of him. I even said "don't even look at me... I don't want to catch wh...

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	Boxing news... (Preview) Please see the commentary below from the BBC Fighting at light heavyweight, Hearns was ahead on all three scorecards when referee Dale Grable stopped the bout. Hearn's son Ronald scored a spectacular middleweight knock out of Kirk Douglas on the undercard to stay unbeaten. - It wasnt...	JonnyStead	11	337	Feb 17, 2006 by JonnyStead
	Ridiculous Ebay auctions (Preview) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RECTAL-MEDICAL-SPECULUM-TOP-QUALITY-NEW_W0QQitemZ7572476824QQcategoryZ11816QQrdZ1Q...	JonnyStead	10	377	Feb 17, 2006 by sha76jam
	Prostitutes call for ban on GTA (Preview) Heh heh heh heh... Is it wrong that this article should amuse me in a kind of drippingly ironic kinda way...? Prostitutes call for ban on GTASex workers cry foul, say game "accrues points to players for the depiction of rape and murder of prostitutes." The Grand Theft Auto franchise is getting a...	ddvmor	1	242	Feb 16, 2006 by JonnyStead
	Erm, Rick? (Preview) http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/hockey/cs-0602090228feb09,1,3966529.story?coll=cs-hockey-print	NateO	22	387	Feb 16, 2006 by ddvmor
	This one's for you Nate (Preview) ok, so my friend recently was surfing around on the internet as many of us are so well versed at doing, looking for competitions to enter, when she found this one: Godiva Chocolate Hoorah! 80 boxes of choccies and lo...	bonniepirateanne	7	311	Feb 14, 2006 by Susan
	Two Guys from Toronto (Preview) Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?" They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're...	NateO	18	349	Feb 13, 2006 by JonnyStead
	lesson learned (Preview) I would just like to say that I excoriate those people who do not bathe on a regular basis. See, I learnt sumpin today	command_z	8	292	Feb 13, 2006 by ddvmor
	Penn (or Teller, I'm confused) (Preview) I just now got what Mr. Penn (or Teller) is doing at the top of the screen. Funny. It reminds me of this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/3788/	Zem YN3B	5	293	Feb 13, 2006 by ddvmor
	20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (Preview) 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your De...	ddvmor	6	259	Feb 13, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	And For my Lunch... (Preview) Chalupa Nacho Cheese - Carne Asada (Grilled Steak)	NateO	26	359	Feb 12, 2006 by JonnyStead
	The Dinner (Preview) A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girl...	ddvmor	0	225	Feb 11, 2006 by ddvmor
	Mr. Biggelsworth follows rule #3 (Preview) Darn curmudgeony brits ... NAPEAGUE, New York (AP) -- A boat captain who sent a message out to sea in a bottle says he received a reply from Britain -- accusing him of littering. "I kind of felt like no good deed goes unpunished," Harvey Bennett, 55, told the East Hampton Star. The plastic b...	Zem YN3B	3	236	Feb 11, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	Jammy Dodgeball? (Preview) Yep, apparently so. Check it: http://www.student-direct.co.uk/?p=1174	NateO	5	288	Feb 11, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	Scientific terminology (Preview) So I was reading this article on the old BBC Website. I wasn't expecting it to make me laugh, but it did. To summarise... scientists can't decide which is the smallest fish. Apparently this stems from being unable to determine whether a 6mm fish is fully grown or not. It was a quote fro...	ddvmor	11	323	Feb 10, 2006 by Zem YN3B
	Vimto Flavoured Jammie Dodgers ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Found a pack in my local Tesco the other day. Suffice to say there aren't any left now. You get just a little hint of Vimto when eating them. Not bad at all.	sharkjf115	44	774	Feb 9, 2006 by NateO
	Bitch! (Preview) Thieves evade randy guard dog A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil. After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the bitch near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper. And while the guard dog was distracted, the...	ddvmor	15	302	Feb 9, 2006 by Aodan
	Amy aim (Preview) Dear All None of you will know my Dad or indeed his dogs. But he has 2 jack russells (bitches) Called Amy and Zoe - they are 12. They are lovely dogs, have never bitten anyone and dont even yap - Amy has a special thing for me - she loves to lick the salt off the skin on ym hands and is always ver...	JonnyStead	8	273	Feb 9, 2006 by sha76jam
	Not fair! (Preview) Darrin's been sick all week with a bad sinus infection. Finally got to the point on Friday that I ended up taking him to the emergency room because he was just so sick. But the whole time he wasn't feeling well, man I didn't go within 10 feet of him. I even said "don't even look at me... I don't want to catch wh...	Andromeda	15	296	Feb 8, 2006 by NateO
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