The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Stick, puck, skates. Strength, stamina, power. Two goals, one referee and two linesmen, an ice rink that the puck never leaves. The fast rhythm, the physical contact playing an integral part of the game and passionate fans urging the players on. Then, an emotional release, the oldest shout in the world: goal!
Yet is odd how the British can't follow the sport, most of Europe enjoys the game, and even Japan fielded a team at Nagano.
Hmm. It's also odd that the Americans don't follow football or cricket, even though most of the world enjoys the game. Even Japan fields football and cricket teams...
ddvmor wrote: NateO wrote: Yet is odd how the British can't follow the sport, most of Europe enjoys the game, and even Japan fielded a team at Nagano. Hmm. It's also odd that the Americans don't follow football or cricket, even though most of the world enjoys the game. Even Japan fields football and cricket teams...
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awesomely cool Sharon wrote: So, if you call ice-hockey hockey, what do you call normal hockey (played on a pitch)?
It's also odd that the Americans don't follow football or cricket, even though most of the world enjoys the game. Even Japan fields football and cricket teams...
Er, I watched the U.S. world cup match some time ago, it seems, and they certainly field a team. And, my old high school (in Canada) had a cricket team.
Quite right, Kate-mate, in both Canada and the U.S., it's referred to as 'field hockey'.
In fact, I lettered playing soccer in High School, it was my preferred sport to play, actually.
It's not called soccer, it's called football cos you use your feet, unlike that american football where they use their hands and armour and tanks and stuff.. And for what it's worth I don't like the game much.
Much prefer rugby myself. Like american football but rougher, without the armour and seemingly never ending stoppages.
Baseball is OK, but it's really just rounders.
Hockey is great, like both normal hockey and ice-hockey. Ice hockey for the speed and violence and normal hockey for the rooted to the spot so will not slip while I wrap this round you head violence.
Will the Brits ever stop ragging on (American) Football? It is a completely different game than rugby. There are stoppages because the flow of the game is different. Plays are executed sequentially as the offence makes forward progress down the field. It isn't about everyone going every which way like rugby and (Un-American) Football.
The game is more violent than Rugby, which leads us to this fact:
Injuries are more common in American football than in many other sports, although rule changes made in the past 90 years (for instance, the elimination of "horse-collar tackles") have gradually lowered the rates of injuries.
This is pretty much because the players line up at scrimmage instead of scrumming:
In 1880 Walter Camp introduced the scrimmage in place of the rugby scrum. In 1882 the system of downs was introduced to thwart Princeton's and Yale's strategy of controlling the ball without trying to score.
Because of this, there's a lot more [head-on] speed involved, and the players are generally much larger and faster, as millions of dollars command that type of athleticsm:
American football is a collision sport. To stop the offense from advancing the ball, the defense must tackle the player with the ball by knocking him down. As such, defensive players must use some form of physical contact to bring the ball-carrier to the ground, within certain rules and guidelines. Tacklers cannot kick, punch or trip the runner. They also cannot grab the face mask of the runner's helmet, lead into a tackle with their own helmet, or lift the ball carrier up off his feet and drop him. Despite these and other rules regarding unnecessary roughness, most other forms of tackling are legal. Blockers and defenders trying to evade them also have wide leeway in trying to force their opponents out of the way. Quarterbacks are regularly hit by defenders coming on full speed from outside the quarterback's field of vision.
The high level of physical contact in football makes it more dangerous than other major American team sports. To compensate for this, players must wear a good deal of special protective equipment, such as a padded plastic helmet, shoulder pads, hip pads and knee pads. These protective "paddings" were introduced decades ago and improved ever since to help minimize lasting injury to players.
Despite protective equipment and rule changes to emphasize safety, injuries remain very common in football, due to its physical nature. Twenty-five football players, mostly high schoolers, died from injuries directly related to football from 2000-2004, according to the National Center for Catastrophic Sport Injury Research.
Rugby's rough, no doubt about it. But certainly not rougher.
Now, no doubt that Soccer is more commonly known as Football in the UK, and perhaps anywhere outside of Canada and the U.S.
But, having only been outside of these two countries for 1 week of my 29 years to-date, and having grown up playing the sport, I still refer to it as Soccer, as doing my fellow citizens, and it's not really wrong. Some peopler refer to pocket-billiards as 'pool', while clearly there's no swimming involved. Who cares?
The explanation of the naming construct is discussed, somewhat, here: